Lorraine Cumming

Mom of two. Semi-retired. *Amateur* food critic. Not really.

[Lorraine Cumming @lpcumming53]

@AlexandraTheo parasite

[Natali Simmonds @NJSimmondsbooks]

She also spent all of Christmas 2008 curled up into a tight ball beneath my left rib. For days. I could hardly breath. Luckily my mother was understanding and said 'babies are parasites. They take all the good stuff. It's like the movie Alien' - which was nice 😂

[Lorraine Cumming @lpcumming53]

@AlexandraTheo OR simply, to be alive. Seriously. I’m getting old over here.

[Karl Martin @KarlTheMartian]

My personal health and longevity goals are to be healthy enough to walk, unassisted, onto the Eglinton Crosstown when it opens.

[Lorraine Cumming @lpcumming53]

@Nikolastheo I heard there would be deferrals, but this??

[Tim Micallef @tim_micallef]

Wait…what?

[Lorraine Cumming @lpcumming53]

@Nikolastheo LOL

[John Axford @JohnAxford]

Dear Shohei, if you sign with the Toronto Blue Jays, you can come over to my home any time you like and we can eat steak, listen to vinyl records, work out in my garage gym, discuss personal similarities like recovery from of two TJs and being tall and handsome! What do you say?

[Lorraine Cumming @lpcumming53]

@Nikolastheo LOL

[Doug Smith: Raptors @SmithRaps]

349 year old Kevin Love blowing by Scottie Barnes off the dribble is NOT on any Raptor bingo card

[Lorraine Cumming @lpcumming53]

@Nikolastheo @AlexandraTheo

[Devin Heroux @Devin_Heroux]

Sensational.

A final farewell.

Incredible scenes in Vancouver for Sinclair and company.

[Lorraine Cumming @lpcumming53]

@AlexandraTheo LOL

[🇺🇸🇮🇱🇺🇦🕉Stevie Van Zandt☮️💙 @StevieVanZandt]

A welcome Rainbow on a rainy day.

[Lorraine Cumming @lpcumming53]

@AlexandraTheo Merry Christmas

[Lorraine Cumming @lpcumming53]

@AlexandraTheo what? This might be better than the cheese wedding cake!!

[Morning Live @morninglive]

Step aside gingerbread house, there's a new holiday tradition coming to town this season, and that's @AfrimPristine's Charcuterie Chalet @timbolen. FULL INTERVIEW:

[Lorraine Cumming @lpcumming53]

@Nikolastheo

[Ron Butler @ronmortgageguy]

But better Mortgage Rates are definitely AVAILABLE today from Banks, we can get them for our clients on a "discretionary" basis

If you have a Renewal coming up DON'T take the Bank's first offer: contract other Banks & Mortgage Brokers

@WOWA_Canada is a great resource

6/

[Lorraine Cumming @lpcumming53]

@Nikolastheo

[Aesop Rocky @TheAlanShane]

[carmelo goes for the rebound]

"FUCK OFF!!"

[Lorraine Cumming @lpcumming53]

@Nikolastheo

[Brendan Hodges @metaplexmovies]

I learned more about how movies are made and why certain creative choices are made from the LORD OF THE RINGS: EXTENDED EDITION appendixes special features than I did from many years of film classes. The fact these kinds of features are rare now is a cultural loss.

[Lorraine Cumming @lpcumming53]

@AlexandraTheo I swear I didnt write this! LOL

[ellie middleton 🌻 @elliemidds]

i hate winter it is so overstimulating you’re telling me that i am supposed to just be okay when i am claustrophobic in my coat and my tote bag won’t stay on my shoulder because of my puffer jacket and my bra strap is falling down my arm underneath and my glasses are steaming up

[Lorraine Cumming @lpcumming53]

@Nikolastheo

[Hannah Waddingham Online @HWaddinghamFans]

📸: Sneak peek of @hanwaddingham’s “Hannah Waddingham: Home for Christmas” Apple TV+ special with a guest appearance from her #TedLasso castmates: Brendan Hunt, Kola Bokinni, James Lance, Billy Harris, Phil Dunster, Nick Mohammed

[Lorraine Cumming @lpcumming53]

@Nikolastheo

[Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass]

If Trump becomes president again, after all we know ,and you supported his campaign you will have participated in the end of American democracy.
You will not be rewarded by your leader beyond a rush you might seek for upending civility.
You aren't part of his plan.
He is the entirety of his plan and the future will belong to him.
Not you.
You won't get a thank you or a knowing nod.
He will allow you to buy trinkets with his image and name emblazoned.
Trump is a despicable example of human kind.
Devoid of compassion.
Devoid of any respect for knowledge and education.
Trump is the fully realized Id.
He will have no guardians , no guard rails and no shame.
He cannot tell the difference between what he is and what he wants.
There is none when you analyze the situation.
He flunks Descarte's building block syllogism automatically.
He can't think so no therefore.
Ego driven rage and revenge.
If you're inclined to assist him please rethink your reasons.
#Trump

[Lorraine Cumming @lpcumming53]

@Nikolastheo

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

🤯 @CanadaSoccerEN was losing to England late in a #U17WC match and then THIS HAPPENED!

🇨🇦🧤 Goalkeeper Quillan Roberts scored from nearly 70 yards to save the game!

[Lorraine Cumming @lpcumming53]

@AlexandraTheo Owen's style!!

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

If I were in NYC, I would get a suit from Tailor CAID, a Japanese firm specializing in traditional American style. The company is run by Yuhei Yamamoto (pic 1), who understands traditional American style better than most Americans. 🧵

🔗: https://t.co/FF41O5xjkS

[Lorraine Cumming @lpcumming53]

@AlexandraTheo is that a smile???

[Amit Mann @Amit_Mann]

OG got the flava flav chain 🔥 tonight

[Lorraine Cumming @lpcumming53]

@AlexandraTheo

[Lorraine Cumming @lpcumming53]

@AlexandraTheo Wow

[kyle . Taylor @livingbyyyz]

A photo of the Vaughan Fire truck has emerged online from this mornings Fire that was destroyed.

#woodbridge