Lester Pewitt

WSJ shakes, NYT lunches & USA Today TP.

[Keith Love @klove006]

#youknowtheystalkingyou if they know your password in facebook or twitter.

[Howard Strange @howards934]

you admit you shower around 3 times a week #goseeksomehelp and a tesco club card !!!! earn some points for your discount on soap !!

[Christopher Coy @ccoy54545]

#youknowtheycheating when they come home smelling like their ex!

[Tyler Espiritu @tylerespiritu16]

 #relationshipsendbecause no one can be happy with being happy

[Lewis Schwindt @lSchwindt1]

can i get the pancake platter.....sorry sir breakfast ends at 10am #fatpeoplenightmares

[Lester Pewitt @lpewitt09]

 #fatpeoplenightmares Buffet runs out of food when you walk up but when you walk away it comes back.

[Lester Pewitt @lpewitt09]

#closingarguments .. you're dismissed

[Lester Pewitt @lpewitt09]

#fatpeoplenightmares running shoes

[Roberto Arnott @robert555tuna]

#5ThingsYouCantDo Have Sex! You Just Can't You'll Fall Over & Die..

[Zachary Serpa @zserpa892]

#honestyhour Im easily annoyed but take a while to pop off.

[Vernon Geib @VernonGeib]

#ineedtostop caring for ones who don't care back.

[Clyde Mullinax @ClydeMullinax]

#waystoirritateme playing country music.

[Lewis Strub @lstrub12300]

#ineedtostop being right all the time. It's exhausting

[Samuel Mosier @smosier061]

sugar-free rockstar #slightlyaddicted

[Clifford Flinn @CliffordFlinn]

#1thingicantstand is when people walk really slow infront of you! 

[Ronald Seale @rseale67t289]

"#vacationwishlist Halong Bay, Vietnam"

[Clyde Heston @clydeheston44]

Cant ever get enough of it #netflix 

[Lester Pewitt @lpewitt09]

wait did i miss the #missusa pageant im mad... i watch it every year i wonder where my mind was this year!?

[Lester Pewitt @lpewitt09]

#signsuasidechick You Say I love You ..He says ditto

[Lester Pewitt @lpewitt09]

 If seen in public he acts like he doesn't know you #SignsUASideChick