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[Lincoln deitrick @lrdeitrick]

The look so peaceful!! http://t.co/I9PDphW3pG

[Ace Ventura @mrace_ventura]

When The Hulk goes off into a vicious rage and destroys everything, he's "Incredible."

But when I do it,

I'm, "an alcoholic."

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Upset it's Monday? Just remember you ain't 6000 miles from home & there's little chance you'll drive over a bomb today. Support the troops.

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Obama voters are like Christmas lights. They all hang together, half of them don't work and the ones that do ain't very bright.

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

I won’t be impressed by technology until the day I can close the YouTube app but the music continues playing

[Lincoln deitrick @lrdeitrick]

@EarlDibblesJr So True!

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Guys love girls that we can just chill with all day and still have fun.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

If the veggietarians are tryin' to save the animals, why do they keep eatin' all their food? Merica.

[Lincoln deitrick @lrdeitrick]

@DuckDynastyAE #DuckDynasty #yuppie

[Lincoln deitrick @lrdeitrick]

@DuckDynastyAE #Yuppies

[Lincoln deitrick @lrdeitrick]

@DuckDynastyAE crazy eyes si love it

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Obomer will take away my guns 'bout the same time I start listenin to that justin beaver.

[Ron Burgundy @RealRonB]

They’ll hate you if you’re pretty. They’ll hate you if you’re not. They’ll hate you for what you lack and they’ll hate you for what you got.