Lauren

build a longer table, not a taller fence

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

We only rate dogs. This is a Golden-Toed Tiny Cow. Please just send dogs so we can all moo-ve on. Thank you… 13/10

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Pretty wild that a rando bearded guy with an acoustic guitar singing about literal sticks and dogs might have a top 5 album in America this week

[Emily Snook @hoopersnook]

I am once again, BEGGING white evangelical men with pulpits and blogs to stop making everything so weird and creepy every living minute.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

If we made the police academy a 4-year program I bet we'd get rid of a lot of the "bad apples." I don't understand how a lawyer has to go to school for 8 years to understand the law enough to practice it, but it only takes 6 months to learn it enough to enforce it.

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

I spent years as a couples therapist, and the success of any relationship comes down to:

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

incredibly depressing

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

I give adoption papers to “Pro-Lifers” blocking Planned Parenthood.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

That’s all folks

[Stefany @StefanyAmaro]

Thinking about how I used to write “sorry idk :(“ on my math tests

[SCAM GODDESS @DivaLaci]

If you’re not gonna go to therapy you should at least watch Bob’s Burgers.

[Elamin Abdelmahmoud @elamin88]

Swifties being radicalized against monopolies and getting ready to do some anti-trust lobbying good luck ticketmaster

[worm girl @babybrinner]

My 10 yr old autistic son’s homework is always about life skills. I thought everyone here on #ActuallyAutistic Twitter would appreciate his answer. 😂

[Emma Pope @emmerpope]

Greeting humans vs their dogs

[what kind of dog is this @genius_dogs]

absolutely the best thing you'll see all day, month, year, century

[jo lampert @jolampert]

There is no ‘teacher shortage’. There are thousands of qualified experiences teachers who are no longer teaching. There’s a shortage of respect and proper compensation for teachers allowing them to actually teach.

[Interesting @interestingaf]

Dog that learned to play connect four. But didn't learn sportsmanship

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

good morning