And as they stood there chatting in their underwear, Jeff wondered if asking Bobby to play some badminton would make the situation more gay or less gay.
You know what we all called a wet base for most of baseball history? We called it what the bases were like on a rainy day and we didn’t fucking cry about it, Scott Boras. I’ve had enough of “Let’s remove the risk from everything” culture. Life is dangerous, cinch up your panties.