MrsColumboJD🇺🇸

I have a window in my barn where I revive my orchids after they’ve bloomed, watering every 10 days, fertilizing every 4th time. I’m glad they’re all dead.

[MrsColumboJD🇺🇸 @lrslippers]

@nytimes BFD. Did he ram his car into people he thought might not be citizens and then cause them not to be alive? Did he have non-consensual intimate relations with those involved in the traffic stops? The man almost lost his life to a MAGA, to stfu about traffic violations.

[MrsColumboJD🇺🇸 @lrslippers]

@nytimes They must've showed him pictures of his children going to school.

[MrsColumboJD🇺🇸 @lrslippers]

@housewelf A baby will not remember the wedding. He or she will become a focal point, rather than the bride and groom. Also, a baby might scream. This is an adult event. Do you want to show off your baby? Or do you not want to get a babysitter?

[MrsColumboJD🇺🇸 @lrslippers]

@ChebMomie @Idontgive2u And often they are the most self righteously religious.

[MrsColumboJD🇺🇸 @lrslippers]

@Idontgive2u Your friend is judgmental and crazy.

[MrsColumboJD🇺🇸 @lrslippers]

@CNNPolitics This will help attract more Maga votes

[MrsColumboJD🇺🇸 @lrslippers]

@TrueFactsStated What if everyone changed their social media profile pictures to the scary seashells?

[MrsColumboJD🇺🇸 @lrslippers]

@Joyce_Karam @yashar @AlMonitor Oh no! The US is going to negotiate using triumph, the insult dog?

[MrsColumboJD🇺🇸 @lrslippers]

@LindseyGrahamSC

[MrsColumboJD🇺🇸 @lrslippers]

@LindseyGrahamSC Helping hungry people in other countries is exactly what you stand against now that someone has you by the short hairs, @LindseyGrahamSC

[MrsColumboJD🇺🇸 @lrslippers]

@LindseyGrahamSC @POTUS STFU, hon.

[MrsColumboJD🇺🇸 @lrslippers]

Please join me in telling Elon to eff off. Meet me @mrscolumbojd.blsky.social. Let MAGA have they’re/there/their own illiterate world on twitter.

[MrsColumboJD🇺🇸 @lrslippers]

@elonmusk @SpaceX The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy.

[MrsColumboJD🇺🇸 @lrslippers]

@elonmusk @SpaceX So musk intends to let the 7 astronauts at the ISS die in space? Seems like as a business decision, not a humane decision, he would make 1 more trip. But I am grateful for the takedown of America’s Hitler, even though Vance as president will fulfill the plan of Thiel & Musk.

[MrsColumboJD🇺🇸 @lrslippers]

@Suzierizzo1 @RWTrollPatrol @RepJeffries @RepJasmine Why is Pete Hegseth sporting a white nationalist symbol? Could it be because he’s a white nationalist?

[MrsColumboJD🇺🇸 @lrslippers]

@RepCasar @RWTrollPatrol *mamas. No ‘

[MrsColumboJD🇺🇸 @lrslippers]

@RepCasar @RWTrollPatrol Same with the Chrisleys who were pardoned after one of their mama’s gave Old Yeller $1 million to attend a dinner.

[MrsColumboJD🇺🇸 @lrslippers]

@alwayseektruth @RepCasar What crime would you charge her with? You aren’t a lawyer, are you?

[MrsColumboJD🇺🇸 @lrslippers]

@yashar Someone alive today ( or yesterday) whose grandfather was born in the 1700s! Too bad he didn’t get to hear his stories. My great grandmother was born in 1889 in Texas and died after I finished law school. She told fabulous stories of stagecoaches and cowboys.

[MrsColumboJD🇺🇸 @lrslippers]

@TrueFactsStated Seashells can be scary!!