jaz 🇨🇵

Perfumer

[Carlos Mucha @mucha_carlos]

@bf_crane Obviously Scandinavians can’t commit to the mother of their children because that’s a slippery slope leading to being expected to feed houseguests.

[fark sakes 🇪🇸 @furqisophical]

you did the meme.

[Mwaks @Realmwaks]

Leo hakuna kulala ni World Cup mpaka asubuhi.

[☆ @V6MPLRE]

“colonizer europeans” and it’s mbappe, bellingham and yamal

[mary morgan @maryarchived]

i’m so tired of amicable divorces. if you get along so great and you’re “best friends” stfu and stay together

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

You people can't do anything

[Wesley Todd (Sensible Moderate) @Wesley_Todd_]

People will clutch pearls over Aristotle saying some people are naturally slaves then go buy a bag of celebrity trash

[jaz 🇨🇵 @lrzjay]

I'm your girl @KMbappe

[K’🇫🇷 @xK95__]

Dembele a marqué face au pays de sa femme
Mbappe a ton tour d’allumer le pays de ta meuf maintenant #fraesp

[jaz 🇨🇵 @lrzjay]

Do the blonde ends not count?😭

[LJ 🦧 @crotchner2]

someone at a playground today tried to convince me that my own child was blonde and it’s just like. no she’s not?? WHAT is the OBSESSION

[jamil @j4mil0]

please kylian i beg you i genuinely BEG you @KMbappe

[CCP @PereiraCyd77098]

Probably one of the best tweets ever.

[Punch Drunk Luke @WwwLukethoughts]

Some people really need to watch sports, why are we talking about Saoirse Ronan like she’s Mbappe

[Trummors @Trummors]

I’ve seen some folks refer to NYC as Mamdanistan, so I’m here to remind you that the suffix for a city is -ibad.

[SAMENGO @samengo_ofc]

O cara que cria isso anda normalmente entre nós…

[nia 🇫🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Igbt127]

why is jude bellingham the face of sex in the england football team ? 😭😭😭

[YT @tolafolaa]

for example nothing

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

Bro on Arrakis