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[tweet davidson @andyreed]

pronouncing gen ai like forrest gump

[Jamie Kay @TheRealJamieKay]

Well, it looks like the original video has been removed from X.

Good job I had a backup of classic Farage.

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED!

Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks.

“Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.”

The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!”

“But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?”

“No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.”

Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented.

“Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.”

Tears began to well up in their eyes.

“But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.”

They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile.

I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?”

He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked.

“Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”

[myles brown @mdotbrown]

There’s an entire season of Curb in Larry going to a Jets game with the wrong guy and ending up in the Epstein Files

[isaac @lsaacjp]

@iamtomskinner Care to elaborate?

[isaac @lsaacjp]

@BunnyJugs Pee Wee Herman really fell off man

[isaac @lsaacjp]

@chatswithem Take your meds

[isaac @lsaacjp]

@antmiddleton Very articulate!

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

He’s lying. The statistics - including his own government and own FBI’s statistics - say the exact opposite.

Well, for now. I’m sure they’ll doctor them going forward like they plan to do for the jobs numbers.

[isaac @lsaacjp]

@DawnSl44 Gimps

[isaac @lsaacjp]

Must be nice being the smartest member of GB News

[isaac @lsaacjp]

Me when I finally get my lobotomy

[robster @robster12065612]

yet again the sky starts to clear 4-6 pm - people really do not understand what’s happening

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Chilled weekend

[isaac @lsaacjp]

@WindsorDebs What year was the lobotomy?

[Hughes-on-the-Wold @NotThatHughes]

"I’m struggling to think of any other recent event in the UK where a mob has called for the death of human beings."

[Richard Medhurst @richimedhurst]

"I don't feel safe at Glastonbury" https://t.co/mknqVKW39X

[AIPAC Tracker @TrackAIPAC]

Impeach the President

[Neoliberal Shill🦧 @NeoliberalShell]

@AidenHunterX