Eddie Van Halen has died. Many more eloquent than me will discuss his musical achievements, so I'll just note that he was owner and inventor of the patent with the baddest-ass diagram in the history of the U.S. Patent & Trademark Office https://t.co/R1ueaXNEsw
@TicketmasterUK completely ballsing up my chance to buy @eltonofficial tickets by having a website that doesn’t work. Payment section didn’t load and now it’s timed me out. Absolutely furious!!
When @RoyalMail leave all the mail from the street two blocks away and now you have to play postman for the rest of the morning. Surely I should get paid for this??