Jones 3.0

Jones 3.0

[Premier League @premierleague]

It happened.

[Jones 3.0 @lscottjones1]

@BlastingThrough yea
this has to be AI
4/1

[ChampTheRetriever @ChampRetriever]

My 1st bat of the @DurhamBulls 2026 season! Oh how I missed the roar of the that crowd! @espn @MiLB #openingday #batdog

[Jones 3.0 @lscottjones1]

@LovelyTowakun11 A natural Pomski!
Pomerian Throwback father X
small Husky mom

[USA Hockey @usahockey]

Your 2026 Olympic Men's Ice Hockey CHAMPIONS 🇺🇸 #WinterOlympics

[Oasis @oasishealthapp]

Top egg health rankings:

1. Heritage Hen Farm: 100/100
2. Angel Acres: 97/100
3. Grown Well: 97/100
4. Miller's Bio Farm: 95/100
5. Prairie Creek Farms: 95/100
6. OrgaNick Pastures: 95/100
7. Jeremiah Cunningham's: 95/100
8. Happy Hens: 95/100
9. Chino Valley Ranchers: 87/100*
10. Oliver's Organic: 87/100
11. Hidden Nest: 86/100
12. Utopihen Farms: 86/100
13. Ben Roberts: 82/100
14. Frankie's Free Range: 79/100
15. Perfect Organic: 65/100
16. Nellie's Free Range: 65/100
17. Handsome Brook Farm: 65/100
18. The Farmer's Hen: 65/100
19. Petaluma Pastures: 65/100
20. Alexandre Family Farm: 65/100
21. Organic Valley: 65/100
22. Sprouts: 65/100
23. Alder Organic: 65/100
24. Clover Sonoma: 65/100
25. Misty Meadows: 65/100
26. Wegmans: 65/100
27. Burroughs Family Farms: 65/100
28. Sauder's Eggs: 65/100
29. Good & Gather: 65/100
30. Pete and Gerry's: 65/100
31. Whole Foods Market: 65/100
32. GreenWise: 65/100
33. Erewhon: 65/100
34. Women Who Farm: 65/100
35. Sunshine Farm: 65/100
36. O Organics: 65/100
37. Happy Egg Co.: 65/100
38. Berry's Organic: 65/100
39. Jehovah Jireh Farm: 65/100
40. Wilcox Family Farms: 64/100
41. Fresh Thyme Market: 65/100
42. Sunny Harvest Coop: 65/100
43. Natural Grocers: 65/100
44. Trader Joe's: 65/100
45. Shenandoah Valley: 65/100
46. Member's Mark: 65/100
47. Central Market H-E-B: 65/100
48. Lake Meadow Naturals: 64/100
49. Lancaster Farm Fresh: 64/100
50. Nest Fresh: 64/100
51. Bekings Fresh: 64/100
52. 5th Generation: 63/100
53. Roncadin: 63/100
54. Palouse Pastured Poultry: 63/100
55. Ovoth: 63/100
56. The Country Hen: 63/100
57. Little Giant: 63/100
58. Fits Market: 63/100
59. The Organica: 63/100
60. Purely Organic: 62/100
61. NestFresh: 62/100
62. Safeway Select: 59/100
63. Simple Truth: 55/100
64. 365 by Whole Foods: 53/100
65. Kroger: 52/100
66. Nature's Yoke: 51/100
67. Safeway: 51/100
68. Lucerne: 51/100
69. Food Lion: 51/100
70. Vital Farms: 50/100
71. Great Value: 45/100
72. H-E-B: 40/100
73. Stop & Shop: 33/100
74. Giant Food: 33/100
75. Shop Rite: 33/100
76. Albertsons: 33/100
77. Target: 33/100
78. Market Pantry: 19/100
79. Winn-Dixie: 19/100
80. Food City: 19/100
81. ALDI: 19/100
82. Price Chopper: 19/100
83. Meijer: 19/100
84. Kirkland Signature: 11/100
85. Publix: 11/100
86. Amazon Grocery: 11/100
87. Marketside: 11/100
88. Cherry Lane Farms: 11/100
89. Pace Farm: 11/100
90. Sunny Queen Farms: 11/100
91. Hy-Vee: 7/100
92. Latta's Egg Ranch: 6/100
93. Local Cow: 6/100
94. Sunshine State: 6/100
95. GoldEgg: 5/100
96. Farmhouse Eggs: 5/100
97. Eggland's Best Cage Free: 4/100
98. Bob Evans: 2/100
99. Burnbrae Farms: 1/100
100. Cal-Maine Foods: 1/100

Based on currently available testing and data - ratings may adjust.

*under investigation

[Empire State Building Observation Deck @EmpireStateBldg]

Tonight we will shine in tie-dye to honor the life and legacy of Bob Weir @GratefulDead

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

1800s: The Great Plains of North America support the largest herbivore migration in world history. 60 million bison. From Canada to Mexico. Moving in herds that took days to pass a single point.

Beneath their hooves: 3-7 feet of topsoil. The deepest, richest soil on Earth. Built over thousands of years by the exact process the bison represented.

Graze intensely. Move on. Trample plant matter into soil. Fertilize with dung. Let grass recover. Return next year. Repeat for millennia.

The grassland evolved with them. The soil was their creation.

1860s-1880s: The US government has a Native American problem. Plains tribes are mobile, militarily effective, and completely dependent on bison for food, clothing, tools, shelter.

Kill the bison, you kill the tribes' independence.

General Sherman states this explicitly: "Kill every buffalo you can. Every buffalo dead is an Indian gone."

Railroad companies offer bounties. "Buffalo hunters" kill thousands per day. The carcasses are left to rot. Sometimes just the tongue is taken. The rest wasted.

60 million bison in 1800. Less than 1,000 by 1889.

Native Americans forced onto reservations. The stated goal achieved.

But the land notices.

Without bison hooves breaking soil crust, rain runs off instead of penetrating. Without bison dung, soil microbes starve. Without intense grazing followed by rest, grasses can't regenerate properly.

The topsoil that took 10,000 years to build begins disappearing.

1930s: The Dust Bowl. Topsoil literally blows away. Farms destroyed. Millions displaced. Massive economic collapse. Ecological catastrophe.

"Experts" blame farmers for plowing marginal land. They ignore the obvious: The soil was fine for 10,000 years with 60 million bison. It lasted 40 years without them.

The bison weren't destroying the land by grazing. They were building the soil through the very process we eliminated.

Today: The Great Plains has 48 million cattle. That's 25% fewer large ruminants than existed naturally as bison.

Yet cattle are blamed for environmental destruction on land that was literally built by large ruminants doing exactly what cattle do now.

The American Serengeti had 60 million grazers and the deepest topsoil on Earth. We killed them, destroyed the soil within decades, and now blame their replacements for the damage.

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Hawaii's team

[Tropical Cowboy of Danger @FlynonymousWX]

A thread of videos from today’s flight into Hurricane Melissa

In this first one we are entering from the southeast just after sunrise and the bright arc on the far northwest eye wall is the light just beginning to make it over the top from behind us.

[Jones 3.0 @lscottjones1]

@Canes Reilly

[Colorado Avalanche @Avalanche]

History repeats itself.

[Tim Burchett @timburchett]

It has to be bad if they are calling the Democrats out.

[(SEBASTIAN AHO IS A STANLEY CUP CHAMPION) @sebihinet]

how to pronounce finnish nhl names, 2025-26 edition 🔥

[Jones 3.0 @lscottjones1]

@Riffraff3232 I grew up in Tulsa Oklahoma during
the ‘70s
he was a legend in that town
big ass house on a main intersection

[Jones 3.0 @lscottjones1]

@TaraBull808 Little Feat opening for Jimmy Buffett