Laura Soukeroff

still emo from 2009

[GRIMES FEED @grimesfeed]

11 years since oblivion music video 🎧

[Angelo Balassone @balangelo]

It’s annoying little kids eat things like hummus, guac and sushi nowadays it’s like maybe try a gusher sweetie

[Laura Soukeroff @lsouk]

I FUCKING MISSED A KISS OPPURTUNE

[KENDOLL x) @kendollmusik]

Eat ur girl rite or i will 🫡💅🏼

[Laura Soukeroff @lsouk]

no lows i'm too high

[Lex Fridman @lexfridman]

We spend more time anticipating or remembering moments than actually experiencing them. Our brains are mostly anticipation and memory replay machines.

[Laura Soukeroff @lsouk]

@doooooooro we love you

[TG ☕️ @TG22110]

One thing Twitter has taught me is how smart and compassionate so many creatures on this planet are. 🐢 💙

[Collie Tyrrell @columtyrrell]

When walking down a quiet street late at night, what’s the best way to let the woman walking in front of me know that I’m not going to kill her?

[Mija @hi_mija]

Having a crush is kinda like a mental illness

[Will Shipman @willshipman]

Moving is so embarrassing. Like why is your tv on the sidewalk

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

69.420% of statistics are false

[Taika Waititi @TaikaWaititi]

I can't stop watching this. I don't even care how he's doing it.

[Ray Kump @RayKump]

Can’t wait to see what happens when Jada starts dating Pete Davidson.

[E. Jean Carroll @ejeancarroll]

“Love will make you do crazy things.”

Every woman who's ever been hit has heard that one.

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

Remember when we thought an envelope mix-up was shocking

[Sam Morril @sammorril]

Can’t believe a famous celebrity smacked a comedian on TV and it wasn’t Kanye

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

new favorite tweet from a man

[mark normand @marknorm]

If I opened a lesbian bar I’d name it ‘CLITZ’ - fun name & perfect because no man would be able to find it

[mark normand @marknorm]

Wrestling is the only sport that’s more embarrassing when you become a professional