El Swift

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[El Swift @lswift70]

My attempt to describe the experience at this years Unbound 200 in Kansas.

Unbound Race Report https://t.co/dZVgp3bOEQ via @Cobaltbike

[El Swift @lswift70]

went for a 321.4 kilometer Ride. https://t.co/oGufDfe7We #strava

[Nikki Gillum Posnack @NikkiPosnack]

My BOE testimony. This policy harms students. End excessive quarantine. From another parent "biggest covid to mcps elem school students is school quarantine". https://t.co/0zvL5Thle9 @MoCoCouncilMD @MCPS @mocoboe @tomhucker @Andrew_Friedson @MC_Council_Katz @nancy_navarro

[Nikki Gillum Posnack @NikkiPosnack]

Check out our new study, which aimed to assess the effects of plastics (BPA, BPF, and BPS) on cardiac electrophysiology. Solid work by @TMPrudencio @BlakeCoop1 @lswift70 and other (Twitter-shy) team members! https://t.co/hlgnd4LP6R

[El Swift @lswift70]

I don't always recognize history in the making but the WAPO headline put it into stark relief.
Also both stark, and a relief.

[El Swift @lswift70]

I wish I could have gone to your memorial ride today.

[Jim Pagels @jimpagels]

Had to bike through a roundabout over a highway to get my Covid jab. Lifespan maximization function is clearly perfectly well-calibrated.

[Jim Pagels @jimpagels]

Had to bike through a roundabout over a highway to get my Covid jab. Lifespan maximization function is clearly perfectly well-calibrated.

[El Swift @lswift70]

A Catholic, and a Black woman walk into a bar....to raise it higher.

[Isaiah Hole @isaiahhole]

@inyourlane1 @Luiji_V I implore you to watch this. https://t.co/6sSyAzoHtQ

[El Swift @lswift70]

Conservative narrative: The Govt can't do anything right! Except for the police and military. They can't do anything wrong.

[El Swift @lswift70]

just @BikeReg'd for MoCo Epic 2019 - https://t.co/aqR5W1mbGr

[El Swift @lswift70]

Who knew "Luke" could be a nickname for Luther? Me & Luke Perry. #RIPLukePerry

[El Swift @lswift70]

When things go well, Trump takes credit. When things go bad, it someone else's fault. Just like God, No wonder evangelicals love him! #trumpcaved #TheRealDonaldTrump #DonaldTrump #potus45

[El Swift @lswift70]

Next Valentines, instead of a $7 card, write "I love you" on a $5 bill and pocket the other $2. #opportunitycost #valentinegrinch #hvd #hvdnot

[El Swift @lswift70]

just @BikeReg'd for MoCo Epic - https://t.co/2Aqo8u1afp

[El Swift @lswift70]

Tesla: First & fastest flying car.

[El Swift @lswift70]

http://t.co/rgRpaqBaz1

[El Swift @lswift70]

RIDICULOUS!!! A handful of complaints and the entire cycling community is marginalized. #Tuesdaynightride http://t.co/7CcKcNFBHx

[El Swift @lswift70]

Bring back the excellent Freshbikes tuesday night ride!!!! Roads are for everyone. #Tuesdaynightride