Lucas Thomas

[Lucas Thomas @lt3078]

Idk these girls stress me tf out

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Research has shown that people who own pets generally have lower stress levels and better mental health

[Lucas Thomas @lt3078]

“Give me two minutes, here have my vape,” she says to the cat

[Hello @Error_heck]

Gotta take it like a shot, might not like it, might throw up, but it's necessary.

[Lucas Thomas @lt3078]

I just like broth

[Lucas Thomas @lt3078]

California looks good on ya, but it made a mess of me

[Adam Ellis @GilbyRanger]

unemployment 🤝making jokes about my schedule being pretty open

[Lucas Thomas @lt3078]

The combination of an internet outage and poor cell service is awful for the lives of hooligans and new parents

[𝕛𝕒𝕔𝕖𝕪 𝕣𝕠𝕖 🤍 @jaceyyroee]

I want that wallet sized pic on the dashboard kind of love.

[Lucas Thomas @lt3078]

My sinuses would greatly appreciate if the weather wasn’t getting nice

[Lucas Thomas @lt3078]

I lied @Delta you’re fine but I’ve got questions for @AirportSioux

[Lucas Thomas @lt3078]

Ayo remind me to never fly with @Delta again

[Lucas Thomas @lt3078]

Listen he’s a great character but how tf was Ezio an assassin when he just jumps off shit whenever he feels like it

[Lucas Thomas @lt3078]

@YubaSheriff so y’all can tow cars off streets saying I was given warning with no documentation or proof of anything, and then lie in front of all my neighbors saying they were asked about the vehicle prior? I just want clarification and am not afraid to put an officer on blast

[Lucas Thomas @lt3078]

Hey y’all just a heads up First Interstate Bank will fuck you and your credit without hesitation or remorse

[Lucas Thomas @lt3078]

Booty by osmosis

[Lucas Thomas @lt3078]

Finding it kind of hard to celebrate today, anyone else?

[Lucas Thomas @lt3078]

Dad always said when it rains it pours, and I miss the desert

[Lucas Thomas @lt3078]

Goddamn I miss you pops

[Lucas Thomas @lt3078]

Who’s got two thumbs and is gonna get over his fear of dentists and make a damn appointment

[Lucas Thomas @lt3078]

My villain arc started as soon as I could put my hair in a bun