Luke

[Mayor @mayor_united]

There are numbers you can only touch in La Liga, Bundesliga and co.

In the Premier League they just don’t exist.

Suarez scored 69 in 110 in England then went to Barcelona and hit 40 in a single La Liga season.

Ronaldo’s best Premier League year was 31. He went to Madrid and started putting up 40, 46, 48.

That’s why Haaland is a freak.

117 in 137 in this league. Fastest to 100. Three golden boots in four seasons. He’s doing La Liga numbers in a league that doesn’t allow La Liga numbers.

If football was fair he’d have two or three Ballon d’Ors by now. The fact he doesn’t tells you more about the award than it does about him.

[◜тнe яιz◞ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Why_Rizmyth]

@AdamJoseph Let me break it down in your own words Adam

[📻 @Utd_FreQuency]

Rashford knew he was offside and he left it for Bruno. City players lost it😂

[Luke @ltc_91]

@mikecooke321 @isaac1k__ What a stupid comment, you ok with big steve starting up front next week?

[Tom Garratt @Tgarratt10]

Spineless. YOU left those type of players at home.

[tag 🇬🇧 @tag4UK]

I am married with a young daughter, both myself and my husband work.

-We are not entitled to housing benefit, or any other benefit for that matter.

-We do not get free eye tests, free dental care or free prescriptions.

-Our daughter is not entitled to free school meals, or free breakfast clubs, or free wrap around care, no help with her uniform.

-We don’t get council tax discount, or any other discount.

-We don’t get help with our energy bills, or low cost broadband.

-We don’t get help with the cost of going to the cinema, or days out at theme parks.

-My daughter is unable to play outside unsupervised, because you have failed to secure our borders and the streets aren’t safe.

-If I work more hours, I fall into the higher tax band.

Why should someone like me, vote for someone like you? @UKLabour @andyburnham

What are you offering my family?

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Tuchel: “Nothing silly lads we need to try and keep hold of this lead”

Quansah:

[Luke @ltc_91]

@TheAfriVibes @markgoldbridge @_Och1eng

[EPL Bible @EPLBible]

A reminder Arsenal scored from this in a 1-0 win

The double standards of this league is off the scale 🤯🚨❗️

[Steven @StevenMcinerney]

As if they'll win a title because of a goal being ruled out that they literally built their title on. Football is gone man.

[Chris Holt @HoltChris]

I say it all the time but I hate this. City’s fans are mostly working class from Manchester, they were at Wembley a few weeks ago, they’re there every year, they go deep into CL every year. There’s only so much anyone can afford. The issue here is FA Cup semi finals at Wembley

[Ryan @bernardooooV3]

Sign Ben White for £50m. Didn’t work? Go and drop £60m on Timber.

Sign Calafiori for £50m. Didn’t work? Go and drop £60m on Hincapie.

Sign Ramsdale for £30m. Is he too dumb? Go and drop £40m on Raya (in the last year of his contract).

Sign Rice for £105m. He can’t pass? Here is £60m on Zubimendi. Is he dumb too? Here is £70m to replace him.

Sign Jesus for £45m. Didn’t work? Go and drop £70m on Havertz. Didn’t work? Go and drop £70m on Gyokeres. Didn’t work? Here is another £80m for the next shiny toy.

Sign Madueke for £50m. Didn’t work? Go and drop £80m on Gordon or Leao.

Sign Eze for £70m. Didn’t work? Here is another £70m to replace him.

No trophies to show for all this money spent? No worries, let’s just blame Manchester City for spending.

[Geronimo Morgans @GeronimoMorgans]

If the players around Foden keep ignoring him like this and you still come out slandering him and you're not a fool, then what should we call you?

[Luke @ltc_91]

@Rory_Talks_Ball 2 men on him, he played with them and still got the cross off

[Luke @ltc_91]

@grok @marcelovp17 @NiceGuyKenny @grok take into account prize money both teams have won in this time period

[Fred de Fossard @defossardf]

The people who put these plans together should never work again. They were told time and time again by the last government that the costs and timescales were unviable and would never gain public support.

They were told repeatedly that the restoration of Parliament should focus on fire safety and boilers, not redesigning the palace and putting in new tunnelling systems for traffic, glass atriums and making every since room on every single floor disabled accessible.

They were told that MPs would not vote for such plans and would not vote for Parliament to be out of action for multiple electoral cycles.

Instead, the consultants continued their surveys, the lawyers billed their hours, and a whole clique of professional infrastructure failures continued to take taxpayers money to come up with these plans, and they waited for the Government to change.

The Government has now changed and they are presenting the same insane plans to Parliament for approval. The Restoration and Renewal lobbying arm will spread lies about falling masonry (it's actually portcullis house which is falling down), they will lie about fires and they will demand every room be accessible despite no likelihood of that ever being required.

Do not believe their numbers, do not believe their reasoning. This is a farce and it is public sector procurement at its absolute worst: vanity, delays, refusal to listen, and the taxpayer loses every time.

[Jess @jessgill03]

Rachel Reeves is evil.

Scrapping the two child benefit cap will just accelerate the demographic replacement of native Brits.

Only 14% of white British families have three or more children compared to 40% of Pakistani and Bangladeshi.

Plus they’re 2-3 x more likely to be unemployed than the white British population so we’re the ones funding it.

With tax rises, this is going to make it impossible for white British to have a children.

You’re funding your own replacement.

[Daniel ShenSmith (BlackBeltBarrister) @dshensmith]

It's because PMQs are largely a waste of time. A puppet show to pretend he's addressing issues and having proper debate. But nothing will change. He didn't intend to answer your question. They never do.

We need root and branch overhaul of how this country, its Parliament, and the whole of the legal system works.

[Luke @ltc_91]

@footballtweet Why is this a big thing? Have Muslims been held back playing for England? Can you name a Muslim that should of been called up that's hasn't due to his belief? As long as you play well, i don't think anyone cares.

[B. @InvertTheWing]

Pep Guardiola has been a professional top flight manager for 16 seasons. He has won the league in 12 of those seasons.

That is a 75% title winning percentage.

Not a single manager in football history has that win percentage in INDIVIDUAL GAMES, nevermind titles.

Other than one. Pep Guardiola. 76.2%.