madelyn

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[madelyn @ltcdrdan]

do not judge..,, privately wish them peace and move on

[g @34rths]

people who break up with their s/o and instantly seek new people or rebuild their roster needs to be judged. We are Not listening to you idgaf

[madelyn @ltcdrdan]

woke up to my dad flexing his stove on tiktok

[madelyn @ltcdrdan]

bawl so hard mothafuckas wanna find me a tissue

[madelyn @ltcdrdan]

u don’t have undiagnosed ADHD u just saw a facebook reel from Just ADHD Things that said ADHD is when you close an app and then immediately reopen it

[madelyn @ltcdrdan]

my mother who is a retired air force officer who worked at the pentagon and on air force one and is now a captain at delta keeps being like “idk i think i have undiagnosed ADHD!” no girl u just be on that phone!!!

[Rachel Lapides @rachellapides]

Giving every single movie I watch a five star review on letterboxd because it’s just such a joy to be alive

[madelyn @ltcdrdan]

it’s ok to not wear your retainer to sleep if you got sexually harassed earlier that night. that is your right!!

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

So sweet when boys are friends with each other. that is your best friend and you like to play together

[madelyn @ltcdrdan]

ariana grande is the modern michael jackson. watch this space

[madelyn @ltcdrdan]

bless his heart

[madelyn @ltcdrdan]

my mom bought tickets for the whole white trash Oklahoma side of the family to come visit and they’re showing up already trashed from the plane, smoking cigs and talking shit and leaving butts on the driveway. god bless i love family

[madelyn @ltcdrdan]

inadequate nutrition

[madelyn @ltcdrdan]

i’m addicted to putting expired dairy products in my coffee

[madelyn @ltcdrdan]

i know my man and i will never break up because last night he popped the blood blister on the bottom of my foot with a dull thumbtack while i screamed. that’s blood magic

[madelyn @ltcdrdan]

i’m the only woman ever who watched Annie Hall and went “damn HE’S just like me fr”

[madelyn @ltcdrdan]

“animals are uniquely drawn to me” is “my eyes change color depending on my mood” for guys

[madelyn @ltcdrdan]

ik nobody wants to hear it but the love of a good man really did transform my being and create a new path for me……

[madelyn @ltcdrdan]

i used to be such a huge asshole because i did not know that love and the power to forgive was inside me all along. it’s lit..