lucas

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at the greek festival homing in on baklava like a predator drone

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took a break from reading in this bakery to eat my sandwich (tuna salad on focaccia) and had nothing to do while eating so started thinking about my life. normally I’d make it out alive, but tell me why they just put rilo kiley’s silver lining on the speakers

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while waiting for my cookies to bake, I just caught myself doing downward-facing dog ~2.5 feet off the ground, hands and feet on opposite ledges in my kitchen while slayyyter blasts from my phone and a chinese tv show plays out loud on my ipad

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@bona__petite

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drunk pull-ups ✅

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I toned it back to an almost imperceptible gray we’re good

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bleached a small section of my eyebrow and faceid won’t work 🫩

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why are hella people signed up for my yoga class tonight. do they know I don’t have a flow planned.

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do you think more and more people are gonna get arcteryx beanies just interminably forever

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@homeomorfisme però quan arribi jo, sí n’hi haurà un 🥁

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two really, REALLY hot guys walked into climbing gym just as a I was walking out and now I’m waiting for the bus 10 feet away from the stop cause there’s a pile of human shit there

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I wanna go missing. I need a prescription.

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I need to go to the grocery store. Twitter do your thang!

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wake up and listen to “geyser” by mitski don’t give yourself a second to acclimate to the state of wakefulness just immediately hit play on “geyser” by mitski

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3rd time’s the charm

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do you guys think the cookie store is open today I want a cookie but if I walk there and it’s closed I’ll freak out https://t.co/NefRUvjCbv

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it’s probably good that I’ve watched over 30 min of reels so far today

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overstimmed

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did morning work-out, prepped cookie dough, looked at pic of kpop guy doing gay ass pose, got forearm rended apart by cat with anxiety disorder… everybody say sausage keep it going

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the way I have no idea if I’ve ever had a gray hair

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@bona__petite im an idiot

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2025 out list:
-when your left shoulder kinda hurts and makes a clicking noise

2025 in list:
-a left shoulder that’s normal