Anheim Steamholzer

A clown shot me in eye with a firework one time

[Anheim Steamholzer @LucasAnholzer]

@Brewers @AmFamField swing and a miss on this custom toddler jersey.

Would have been nice to know before spending the money that y’all had run out of youth-size letters and numbers.

Very disappointing…

[Anheim Steamholzer @LucasAnholzer]

I’m sure you’ll get this one right eventually, bud. Keep your chin up.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

The Milwaukee Bucks have indicated to teams that they are keeping Giannis Antetokounmpo through the trade deadline and will start making other trades, sources tell ESPN.

[Anheim Steamholzer @LucasAnholzer]

Up next on ESPN: how does the Micah Parsons trade affect Giannis’ future with the Bucks?

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

ESPN Sources: Cowboys are trading three-time All-Pro LB Micah Packers to the Green Bay Packers.

Parsons and the Packers already have reached agreement on a four-year, $188 million contract. @DavidMulugheta of @Athletesfirst had a hand in the trade and ultimately negotiating the record-breaking contract that includes $120 million fully guaranteed at signing and makes Parsons the highest-paid non-QB in NFL history.

[IKE Packers Podcast @IKE_Packers]

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[Anheim Steamholzer @LucasAnholzer]

@BengalYouTube Packers legend Robert Ferguson

[Anheim Steamholzer @LucasAnholzer]

@IanKarmel

[Gus @SportsPSD]

Hey, Portland State Vikings fans. You're in the game!

Username "MontanAAfootball" to download!

[Anheim Steamholzer @LucasAnholzer]

Me: *types in filters for a reasonably priced house in my area*

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[Anheim Steamholzer @LucasAnholzer]

@MaceAhWindu But in all seriousness, as a Packers fan, I know how irritating having McCarthy at the helm can be, and I empathize.

I hope it works out, and the talent of the roster is enough to overcome any coaching deficiencies.

And if not, at least we have Star Wars.

[Anheim Steamholzer @LucasAnholzer]

@MaceAhWindu Well, Jerry Jones has never been a huge fan of change…

[🥤 @34for2]

Jordan Love playoff masterclass and Dame 35’ game winner at the buzzer all in the same night

[Anheim Steamholzer @LucasAnholzer]

@SeanSJordan You could use your TV to find a POV YouTube video of going on a rollercoaster, and put her in a laundry basket and move the basket around to simulate the twists and turns of the coaster.

[Anheim Steamholzer @LucasAnholzer]

*Fiancée now, but the rest is still accurate…

[Anheim Steamholzer @LucasAnholzer]

Death, taxes, and me figuring out everything my girlfriend got me for Christmas before we exchange gifts…

[Anheim Steamholzer @LucasAnholzer]

Can’t wait for the @NBA to step in and get back streaming rights from @BallySportWI. 2nd Bucks game in a row that the app/website doesn’t seem to work…

[Anheim Steamholzer @LucasAnholzer]

A child born during the last ALCS without the Astros in it would be in 1st grade right now.

Wild stuff.

[Anheim Steamholzer @LucasAnholzer]

Happy Toy Story Football Funday to all who celebrate

[Anheim Steamholzer @LucasAnholzer]

@benanholzer Vegas has set the line at over/under 1.5 times you cry, and bettors are smashing the over

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

*Everyone talking about Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift*

Dame Lillard:

[🦌 @SnellSZN]

Jrue Holiday had his troubles in the playoffs but without him, the Bucks aren’t 2021 NBA Champs. A great player and a fantastic person.

Thank you Jrue

[Anheim Steamholzer @LucasAnholzer]

Two of my favorite things in the world are the @Bucks and @AllFantasyPod.

So I need @IanKarmel’s blessing before I can be excited about the Dame trade.

[Anheim Steamholzer @LucasAnholzer]

@nathanmarzion Attended my first game at 7 years old in November of 2003. So I’m going to say 20 years.