Lard Lad

It's the Theater Thug disguised as a hippie!

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@NotDarkMark That works! Lots of banana loaves this week

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RT if you made banana bread in the last day or so

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Today is National Bean Day. Show some love to your local bean!

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There’s something incredibly calming and nostalgic about the smells and sounds of a washing machine and dryer full of clothes

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There is so much great music out there that I’m not even aware of

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I ate all of my packed lunch before 10 am today

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For the first time ever, I saw a commercial for prune juice

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Real pencils are cool

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Any sort of online ordering

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Chipotle fans be like

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Saw an ad for new shampoo/body wash bars that save throwing away a plastic bottle. Marketed as a novel idea... yet it’s just a bar of SOAP

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@TheRock I am looking forward to @JungleCruise

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@TheRock must have a good agent or something because he is EVERYWHERE

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How did Butt become a last name?

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My dog can smell turkey from the other end of the house but cannot smell her food when you toss it and she loses sight of it

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The sound of water splashing into a cup full of ice 💯

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Amazing how we all use different motions to accomplish the same task, like washing hands. How does one develop the preferred method?

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Just thinking about all the tattoos people will be getting due to the Eagles win... both on purpose and thru losing a bet #BDN

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Chick-fil-a mayo is the greatest mayo

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At lunch today I dropped a little chicken salad in the tuna salad