Mother—
Victory hath been secured! The antidotes distributed to the public for lactase in the water supply proved vital in the waning moments.
A civilian secured a dairy-shredding device amidst the height of battle.
The knees of the enemy are bent.
Good. Better. Best.
—CW
NEWS: Before Travis Kelce’s proposal to Taylor Swift, I’m told Kelce asked former #Bears LB Jack Sanborn for permission first.
Sanborn gave his approval, saying, “Sure whatever, she mid asl anyway”. It’s rumored that Sanborn is now pursuing a relationship with Sabrina Carpenter.
This box has a very special place in my heart... it's where I got my first full time coaching job!
Southeast Missouri State is home to many great friends of mine and I had the time of my life back in 1988.
Thank you to Coach Matukewicz and @SEMOfootball for sending this box!
Would you look at the absolute HAUL we got from Coach Nick Hill and @SIU_Football… I truly cannot believe this box!
Thank you to all the SALUKIS for this amazing swag I absolutely love it!!
Chicagoans—
Scouts report that the man who turned Sheep into Lion will put quill to parchment before Sundown.
Benjamin Johnson, known by trusted allies as 'BJ', will head the unit. A challenge to rise beyond the limits of ordinary men.
For Chicago. For glory. For honor.
—CW