Lucy

Northerner living in London. All opinions are my own.

[Lucy @lucefluce]

@TheO2 hello! Any idea what time Alanis is on tonight? Thank you!

[Lucy @lucefluce]

@harryxru OMG these replies! People are clueless. I am a straight woman and I test for it every single time I have a test! You never bloody know (excuse the pun)

[Elliot Mitchell @elliot_mitchell]

Dave Grohl missed a trick not opening this statement with “I've got another confession to make”

[Lucy @lucefluce]

@TfL how do I make a complaint about (and stop!) buses idling outside our flats at night with their engines on (which I’m pretty sure is against the law). It is almost every night and with the windows open in summer is unbearable.

[Russell 🏳️‍🌈 @Medic_Russell]

Nothing but mad respect for the way Jordan Pickford is consistently ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS at being asked to do the activity for which he is paid. Extremely me.

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

Imagine you are genuinely trying to recover from a major surgery and you just have your social media and PR team coming in with increasingly worse news

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

We're about three news cycles away from Kate being dangled from the balcony of Buckingham Palace to prove she's alright

[Lucy @lucefluce]

James Vowles and @LewisHamilton representing the only decent voices on the grid today.
Hugely disappointing as an “F1 Girly” to see not only @redbullracing suspending the victim in these allegations, but also hearing the slopey-shouldered responses of many of the drivers

[lila 🍓 @primafabray]

video of what james said

[Netflix @netflix]

"There are tensions..."

F1: Drive to Survive is back THIS FRIDAY.

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

Oh god

[Lucy @lucefluce]

Our entire family has called them The Foofs for 20+ years!

[Caitlin Moran @caitlinmoran]

Now I've seen the word "foof" in "Foo Fighters" I can't unsee it. It's like a Magic Eye vagina in the middle of a rock band.

[Alex Watson @imalexwatson]

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched this on a loop and I’ve not stopped laughing! 😂 (It’s the little off-camera scream that does it for me!)

[Lucy @lucefluce]

@MattP1Gallagher This is very confusing as someone who is an F1 fan, but who is also enjoying the Coronation coverage…

[Joanna Hardy-Susskind @Joanna__Hardy]

I will literally never get over when they finally took that sword off Penny Mordaunt and then immediately gave her another sword.

[John Bull @garius]

Penny Mordaunt has now been holding that sword longer than Liz Truss was Prime Minister.

[ESPN F1 @ESPNF1]

Daniel Ricciardo strutting his stuff at the New York Met Gala 🤩

[Lucy @lucefluce]

@ajscripps @bethdanger 😭😭😭 I’m going to die alone 😂

[Lucy @lucefluce]

@AidanTService @GaryLineker I literally nearly text you earlier cos I was expecting this tweet and hadn’t seen it 🙄😂