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[fingerdepollo @luciaa142]

no revenge cause the fuckass eyebrows she got after are enough

[Josh @arcdke4]

Kinda scared for 2027.
2+0+2+7 is 11. The exact number of nipples Hitler would have if he had 9 more nipples

[fingerdepollo @luciaa142]

@luhsouff tu eres como cortita no?

[marixana @Maricumaster]

nao tem NADA que vc fale q minha mãe ja nao tenha dito pior pra mim

[b. @oc3ansluut]

let’s play a game called do i really have a crush on this person or am i just so starved for attention and affection that i’ll invent infatuations

[candu 🦭 @candd_l]

es increíble como me termino un fic y ya busco otro, qe chabona más fraca dios

[Son of Germano @bush_georji]

Fuck campus
Fuck the assignments
Fuck exams
Fuck lectures

[★彡 JANA 彡★ | CBUS @blvrrryfxce]

being passively suicidal is actually so humbling because YES GUYS i want to die but NO i don’t have the balls to do it anyway so don’t worry!!

[Alexiiss °ᡣ𐭩 . ° . @alexiiss_84]

imma be so honest guys... I only like pre-relationship ship fics... the second the main ship gets together, my ass is lowk closing the tab...

[anna @kebabtetas]

así m siento yo hablando d algo que solo m interesa a mi

[Voscl @voscl0528]

最近啊这鸡巴不能撸了。因为美国人在润滑油里偷偷加了纳米追踪器，你一撸超过30秒，它就通过你龟头渗出的前列腺液检测到你是中国人，立刻启动自毁程序，整根鸡巴直接炸成黑炭，以后只能拿灰烬画圈圈骂娘了。

[maría 🌟 @sh6jake]

djmario cucu cucurella y jay de enhypen en un mismo frame esto es mágico

[whoisfat 🎭 @fattxhs]

no quiero ir mañana a la uni, ni el martes, ni el miércoles, ni el jueves, tampoco el viernes

[Flying fart @_flyingfart_]

"you should reach out to someone if your having suicidal thoughts" and say what exactly? "I wanna die please keep me from killing myself" I'm not gonna do that to my friends who I am already afraid to talk to let's be fr

[amanda🔫🔻 @semperrgumby]

chinese lesbian pussy eating tutorial going viral. we are charlie squirt

[samu @sammmrzk]

yo pensando en mi próximo tuit mientras el profe explica los temas del parcial

[an 💜 ABBA LOVER @bravefolklore]

when i say im going to sleep it means that im reading a fanfic until my eyes start closing btw