Stone Fox

You never know where the Luck of the Draw will take you. @huntigula gets dibs on all my boots. Alt account for @LuckoftheDraw86

[Felix Felicis @LuckoftheDraw86]

My birthday gift to myself was having someone *else* (@TaskRabbit) wall mount my television. Much like my past relationships, the Tasker couldn’t find a stud and I got fucked by gravity.

[Felix Felicis @LuckoftheDraw86]

Boy when the universe laughs in your face it sure doesn’t wear a spit shield.

[Felix Felicis @LuckoftheDraw86]

I like about five people on here and three of them are accounts run by dogs.

[Felix Felicis @LuckoftheDraw86]

Homemade raspberry drizzle to go with our mini-cheesecakes, @darzdamnn!

Eat your heart out, ASMR videos! 😄

[Felix Felicis @LuckoftheDraw86]

Need a moment of zen? @stevain has you covered! Science is theee best.😌

[Felix Felicis @LuckoftheDraw86]

For one beautiful, fleeting moment this morning I forgot who ended up on the Iron Throne and it was a sweet relief.

[Patrick @pveronneau]

It was the worst of times, it was just the worst of times

[Kayla Comalli @kay_coms]

70 parsnips to the friend who can get the shoelace back through the other hole of my sweaterdress

[Felix Felicis @LuckoftheDraw86]

Feeling cute. Might find someone who loves me exactly as I am later.

[Felix Felicis @LuckoftheDraw86]

I’m just a girl, standing in front of a country, asking it to get its head out of its ass for the first time since, well, actually just once would be great.

[Felix Felicis @LuckoftheDraw86]

You know what the world needs now? *checks notes* Exactly, a reality dating show featuring two former Jersey Shore cast members. Why not. 😑

[Felix Felicis @LuckoftheDraw86]

Looks like the president brought an (200-year-old) Insurrection Act to a (200-year-old) Third Amendment fight.

Worst. Back to the Future. Sequel. Ever.

[Felix Felicis @LuckoftheDraw86]

By the end of this quarantine, I’ll have married a life-sized canister of McCormick Black Pepper; mark my adequately spiced words.

[PS5 News & Deals @PS5Updates]

RT if you would prefer the PS5 Controller (DualSense) to be black.

[Felix Felicis @LuckoftheDraw86]

Check out my broadcast from my PlayStation 4! #PS4live (Horizon Zero Dawn: Complete Edition) live at https://t.co/kATWFo5RHi

[Felix Felicis @LuckoftheDraw86]

Okay, that’s it for episode one of #TigerKing but REST ASSURED @realHawkRipjaw and I will be live-tweeting our way through this @netlfix limited series of unlimited insanity. Thanks for tuning in! xoxo,-Gossip Girl

[Felix Felicis @LuckoftheDraw86]

I’M TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKEN SNAKES IN THESE MOTHERFUCKEN MAILBOXES. #TigerKing

[Felix Felicis @LuckoftheDraw86]

Joe Exotic gets his power from his facial piercings. Pass it on. #TigerKing

[Felix Felicis @LuckoftheDraw86]

Those death pacts, they’re so hot right now; death pacts. #TigerKing

[Felix Felicis @LuckoftheDraw86]

*COUGH* #TigerKing is an allegory for gun control *COUGH*