Tess Ardley

Student at University of Brighton. Cant get enough of 80's power ballads.

[Tess Ardley @luckymisstess]

“@PrimarySklProbs: #PrimarySchoolMemories

Can you relate? > https://t.co/XJNwS9AuwH http://t.co/q58CTufcpT”

[george E Z R A @george_ezra]

R O S E C A F E P L Z X O

[Tess Ardley @luckymisstess]

Coming to a shop near you: the mouldiefeet shoe breaker inners. @EllenRoyce @NaomiShorrocks entrepreneurs in the making!

[Tess Ardley @luckymisstess]

Why am I learning about the origins of post it notes?!

[Louise Thompson @LouiseAThompson]

i agree with Nigella. hunger is always an emergency.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Violently tapping the train door button before it's illuminated, to assure everyone the situation is in hand

[Tess Ardley @luckymisstess]

@RobArdley make some yourself! Im having lonely pancakes too

[Tess Ardley @luckymisstess]

@EmmaJWarman very! Carried on nosing & saw 'my hubby will kill you'!! Makes my life seem pretty dull

[Tess Ardley @luckymisstess]

When you read a strangers text over their shoulder & it says 'I want u. U want me. U married' #nosey #awkward

[Tess Ardley @luckymisstess]

Cold showers are the worst

[Katie J @KatieJohnson999]

Watching Mary Poppins and wishing I was her.

[Tess Ardley @luckymisstess]

Think I'm addicted to my new iPad mini. #bestmum

[Saracens Rugby Club @Saracens]

Six try Sarries thank a full capacity Allianz Park for their support #SarriesLive

[Tess Ardley @luckymisstess]

“@caitlinmoran: Tomorrows column I try to redefine camel-toe as being "Really well-hung in a woman-way"" @SineadKavanaghh there's hope!

[Tess Ardley @luckymisstess]

@WTFitsJONNY this happened on the real countdown!”

[Tess Ardley @luckymisstess]

going home to open all 13 doors of my advent calendar. #sugarhigh