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[paul 💭 @luckystrikereds]

It should be legal for me to kill whoever I want

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

BREAKING: James “Talafreako” Talarico has died of AIDS in his home in Faggotville, TX. He is survived by his faggot family and faggot friends and faggot dog.

FOLLOW: @NewsBarron

[Master Cheeks @WiggerMaggot]

Philosopher at 12 and still somehow a single mother

[Doug @GirlsDislikeMe]

He might have raped me but I’ll never never snitch on an illegal because I’m a good freaking person

[Chad ⚡️ @Chadsonlight]

Is my mom suffering from postpartum depression when she yells at me to move out and get a job at 30 years of age

[Toby Turner @TobyTurner]

retweet if you’re thankful that Elon Musk allows people to call Stephen King a faggot

[Izengabe @Izengabe_]

There is no way this Talarico mailer could be real. It's as if Tobias Fünke ran for Senate in Texas.

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

@nyaraVT He’a a grifter pedophile so I get why you identify with him

[Daikazoku 大家族 🖤❤️|🦦 @Daikazo2]

Women don't even understand, man. A girl in high-school once told me that she liked my laugh, and I still remember that.

That was 2006.

[sollertia02🇳🇿🇬🇧🇦🇺 @accipiter0]

The people who say this will always be pro-immigration for some reason

[paul 💭 @luckystrikereds]

Why are we pretending that stoner culture isn't already this fucking corny

[Yankee @Be_like_yankee]

Can't wait till weed is legal and soccer moms ruin it with pillows that says things like " it's pot o'clock" and " don't talk to me until I've had my lound"

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

You guys realize you are the baby killing party right

[The Reverend Reiderson @ChipReiderson]

“What? So no fuckin ziti now?”

[Ante D. Luvian @uncle_deluge]

My little brother was singled out and bullied by his female teachers because he would bounce up and down when he got excited. We used to call him Tigger. He was a single digit age and they would scream at him and insult him for hopping in place in anticipation of recess or something.

It was hardly even moving, imagine bouncing your leg up and down when you feel antsy. He did it with both. They took away his recesses. They wouldn't let him go outside. They took him off the soccer team, his greatest joy in the world. They made him feel like a piece of shit. He couldn't help himself and it stressed him out so much he just started having tantrums in the morning and refused to ever go to school again.

The teachers held meetings where they determined amongst themselves that they had done nothing wrong. That my little brother, whose crime was that he felt so much excitement that he couldn't contain himself, needed to be medicated.

They brought in some experts who agreed and convinced my mom to start giving my brother anti-anxiety medication at like 10 years old. The life faded out of his eyes. He was never been the same. The tantrums never stopped. He never even graduated school. I hate every single one of them.

[Xenocosmography @xenocosmography]

I keep trying to get out of "People are so incredibly retarded they probably all have to die" mode, and social media isn't helping.

[paul 💭 @luckystrikereds]

Many such cases

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

This is what my DMs are like

[Patrick Casey @restoreorderusa]

Strapping down zoomers Clockwork Orange style and making them watch Frasier until they no longer speak in ebonics