lucas

[normal person @turbogeniusman]

29 years young and i could buy any sandwich i want without even checking my bank account. won't go into details but i'm in the hundreds

[The sunny side of Franz Kafka @AmschelKavka]

Played lots of billiards, went on long walks, and drank plenty of beer.

Franz Kafka, 1907.

[lucas @lucsdick]

imagina ser uma capivara que mora no arroio dilúvio e ver esse vídeo pqp

[g1 @g1]

Guia de turismo faz registro raro de capivara nadando em rio de águas cristalinas em Mato Grosso https://t.co/arW58oHg6o #g1

[Levi 狐👑 @Leviarg7]

🖕🖕🖕
🖕🐙🖕
🖕🖕🖕

[jamie ⚢ 🇵🇸 @genuinedog]

i love how you can just tell this is take 47

[chelala @lucaschelala]

eu sou meu maior amigo.

minha mente maquina bondade o dia inteiro.

eu adoro andar de chinelo.

[lucas @lucsdick]

prezados aqui NÃO É ESKIBAR sem tumulto

[kbça @felipekbca]

não creio que em três anos morando no centro histórico nunca tinha parado NESTE local. que maravilha. o nosso ESKI BAR pqp

[lucas @lucsdick]

muito duro ver outro vivendo meu sonho

[Flint T W I T T E R Crow @FlintBlackBird]

Want to see our tree?

[Enguerrand VII de Coucy @ingelramdecoucy]

I’m assuming this movie was written, directed, and financed by Peter Dinklage

[Sahil Rizwan @SahilRiz]

He did the face DeNiro pulls in every gangster movie before he gets someone whacked. 🙏🫡

[gwini luandra @gwinigfbpa]

sequência maravilhosa de jogos e ainda deixaram o melhor para o final

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

ragebait idea: like your own texts during an argument

[Goad Gatsby @GoadGatsby]

When you are a teenager, you have to compete against Jerry Seinfeld during your comedy audition and then you go back to school and have to compete against Jerry Seinfeld to date the girl in your class.

[🧷 @whycarolzinea]

é isso que você ganha kkkkkkk

[myth.of.sissypuss 🌈 @mythofsissypuss]

train dog in a moral conundrum

[Goob @goobgleeb]

They are blocking my nose again with some kind of nanotechnology or some sort noseblocking ray

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

[on my death bed]
"Why didn't I just buy a normal bed?"

[no earthquake (undignified) @no_earthquake]

girl with a stepping in the same river fetish: