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theatre gay / oxford comma defender
lover of obscure musicals & fruit tea x

[Jackson Doud @JacksonDoud]

Dude behind me at lunch ordered “The usual.”

Got hit back with a “and that would be?”

Has to be absolutely devastating. Can’t even imagine.

[Dave @tufdave]

My mom took the cat I found to the vet

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

Years ago my wife and I were on an early date in a Chinese restaurant when another diner came over and said to me: "Can you shut up? You've got a very loud voice". I said: "My girlfriend has very poor hearing. Isn't that right?" And to her enormous credit she replied: "WHAT?"

[milos 🍂 COMMS OPEN @miloslines]

is nothing sacred 💔 not my beautiful wife oxford comma

[Adam Smith @adamndsmith]

Imagine being the kind of person who sees this as a victory

[Tired Peasant @HorrorGorl]

Let me be very clear. If bringing down the largest child sex trafficking ring in history will “collapse the world as we know it” then the world as we know it needs to collapse.

[Judith Butler Bible Thumper @philosophysux]

i loooove dropping a "but that's neither here nor there" in casual conversation because it's like where tf is it then omg

[jörg shidmann @tranz_schubert]

imagine being a stock image model and becoming the face of friendless and gay

[monka @MsMacharia]

What a sentence.

[Avery Edison @aedison]

I think it’s beautiful that if you, as a british person, appear on television even once, you now have access to an entire industry of celebrity versions of regular tv shows, which you can bounce between basically forever, getting more and more not-famous

[Mara🍒 @marillawyd]

this is why shampoo has instructions

[Mica Blackwell (she/her) @INA_TheatreSnob]

Protect Ariana Grande's covers for the Sunday in the Park revival at all costs.

[keels @satellitekeels]

already dreading the lack of theatre etiquette in the room

[Lloyd Legalist @LloydLegalist]

Most people have heard of Karl Marx, but few know of his sister Onya, an Olympic runner. Her name is still mentioned at the start of every race.