Lucy

you can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, & there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches.

[Lucy @lucygaunt_]

Check out what I'm selling on my @depop shop 💸 https://t.co/PYKfyi5HK6

[Lucy @lucygaunt_]

@NICKIMINAJ paying students loans and debts, could she be any more of a queeeeeeen!!!

[Lucy @lucygaunt_]

@NICKIMINAJ help a girl out with her student loan debt, this girl got a first and now I gotta pay back a hella load of money

[Lucy @lucygaunt_]

I'm the proud new owner of this gem bought on @depop https://t.co/gBHkxPLgir

[Lucy @lucygaunt_]

@YodelOnline dm'd you. Fuming you've lost my parcel. Apparently this happens all the time. Why do you bother?

[Lucy @lucygaunt_]

@YodelOnline how about instead of following me on here, you do your job and deliver my parcel

[Lucy @lucygaunt_]

@Topshop your customer service is appalling- ask for my order to be chased, and nothing happens....HELPPP p.s. WHY DO YOU USE @YodelOnline

[Lucy @lucygaunt_]

Need to get back on this

[Lucy @lucygaunt_]

@KylieJenner when will we know exact time your lip kits are back on sale 🤑 #need

[Amber Rose @DaRealAmberRose]

Awww @kanyewest are u mad I'm not around to play in ur asshole anymore? #FingersInTheBootyAssBitch☝

[Asia @hiolivejuicee]

Like everyone's makeup skills are on a whole 'nother level nowadays and make it look so easy like NO BITCH.. I'm STRUGGLING. HELP ME.

[Lucy @lucygaunt_]

Getting your hair done is the best therapy ☺️

[Lucy @lucygaunt_]

@fettywap album is da 💣

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Feeling like you've been waiting for lunchtime for about three months

[Lucy @lucygaunt_]

On the plus side, this pony tails so tight I've basically given myself a facelift

[Lucy @lucygaunt_]

Why

[Lucy @lucygaunt_]

Also I had a consultation at hairdressers looking like I'm lying about having washed my hair

[Lucy @lucygaunt_]

Why tf did I put coconut oil in my hair, not wash it out properly then not have time to rewash and now walk round lookin like a tramp. Ugh

[Lucy @lucygaunt_]

@Eithneeeb the boy did good! I don't get mind until tomorrow, so maybe I'm just bitter 😝

[Lucy @lucygaunt_]

@Eithneeeb whatcha get?