Lucy-Hannah

[Dr Hannah Kelso @hckelso]

'Doctors already earn more than the average UK wage.'

Repeat after me:
It is not an average job
It is not an average job
It is not an average job

Have people completely lost sight of what being a doctor actually involves?!

[Dink @r0cketbaws]

They are all on the new drug thats hit Aberdeen, kenfitamine

[𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓵𝓸𝓽𝓽𝓮 @charlotteukcity]

In the hospital where my sister works, they’ve been asked not to attend parties or social gatherings so not to put patients & colleagues at risk. So do remember that many NHS will be sacrificing what happens in their own private lives to keep others safe. So let’s all do our bit.

[. @LoriHartx]

Why does it feel like when u ring in sick all the managers are having a meeting discussing how to sack ye, maybe am just paranoid x

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

Girls don’t like boys girls like those bowls that aren’t quite bowls but aren’t quite plates that are really good for pasta

[Megan THEE donkey @cmontaefuck]

Scotland getting to the euros is like me making it past 12 on a night out, no one knows how I’ve made it here, everyone wants me to do well, but it is guaranteed that I’m going to absolutely fuck it

[Sophie Thompson @sophxthompson]

Over 25s, be happy that you can get your vaccine but also remember that if this were x factor you’d be in the old category. Stay humble

[Alan Ferrier @alanferrier]

Dear England,
We'll take 30 of your refugees if you take Douglas Ross.
Love,
Scotland.

[Sean McDonald @seanmcdonald01]

Show me Dougie Ross tears right now

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

covid has fucked with my ability to make long term plans honestly like someone asked what I’m doing this summer and I was like idk prob gonna go outside, touch some grass, see where that takes me

[B 🦋 @isabellayonce]

This pandemic has really made me a horrible texter 😭😭😭 I'm sorry l really just don't wanna talk.... to anyone

[gaga @bbygagaxo]

Hot girl summer is remembering to take an antihistamine every morning 🌱

[richard @RichardSmiiith]

it’s dangerous to go alone, take this

[Lauren Dudley📸 @Lauren9Dudley]

Do we want to talk about the contraceptive pill having a higher potential blood clot rate than the AstraZeneca vaccine?

Or are we too tired?

[mizz @BuchananMirren]

truly using every social media i own but please rt to help me get some exposure for my jewellery, my next customer could be on ur tl xxx https://t.co/TLrxYnEtpR

[joe heenan @joeheenan]

BBC news on Nicola Sturgeon:
"She must resign"
"Her situation is untenable"
"She has to go!"

BBC news on Matt Hancock breaking the law:
"Prince Phillip is in hospital"

[Will Robinson @willrobbo53]

Guy in front of me was having it off with the cashier at Tesco, she was saying ‘your not allowed that many paracetamol cos we’ve got a thing to stop people overdosing’ & he goes “yeh but I’ve also bought washing up powder, why would I put a wash on if I was gonna commit” hahahaha

[josh @joshhbed]

JUST 👏 BECAUSE 👏 ENGLAND 👏 HAVE 👏 DATES 👏 OF 👏 REOPENING 👏 DOESN’T 👏 MEAN 👏 THE 👏 SCOTTISH 👏 GOVERNMENT 👏 ARE 👏 DOING 👏 A 👏 BAD 👏 JOB 👏 GET 👏 OFF 👏 YOUR 👏 HIGH 👏 HORSE 👏👏👏👏👏