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1am: 3 tests & 1 paper all this week. biggest concern: how to sit so that my jar of salsa wont tip over onto my bed.

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I want to be best friends with everyone who works at Marathon Sports

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4 days til spring break:all clothes are half-clean, get sick,carry dead laptop as metaphor for exhaustion, wear slippers to the library!

[lucy howard @lucyhoward_]

college:
expectation: fun! challenging! rewarding!
vs.
reality: mountain of debt. soul-sucking 8 AM's. bananas everywhere.

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just let me be to suffer in the agony of my sunburn MOM

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@Maggie_Scanlon If ur asking 4 a ~friend~ I'd gladly do this 4 u

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@jenpajer this is the sadistic kind of running ☹

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@jenpajer omg where is your pro pic from wut was going on

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oh wow hi again world it's so nice to see you again I was in survival mode for a month and a half but it's all good now🌷

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*cites Amy Poehler in anthropology essay* (a thing I actually did just now)

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if u have enough time to notice that Ive been wearing the same clothes for 3 days then could u pls use that time to help w/my finals instead

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There's not enough chocolate in my dorm room to deal with the minor existential crises I have like 3 times a week

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"it must be finals week"
"Yes" I nod to stranger in agreement as I wipe my spilt coffee off the floor and kick the ice cubes under the rug

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"Knock knock"
"who's there?"
"My gpa"
"my gpa who?"
"My gpa who is rapidly declining & begging for me to get my act together"

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this week has already got me listening to jack johnson VERY loudly out of frustration

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@emily_millerrr this has happened to me too...except with a grilled cheese

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Me @ college is just me walking around w/ a pb&j in my backpack, w/ my hair blowing in my face, laughing at my own jokes

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how close the geese are getting to me rn is far scarier than how close my finals are.

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Let's stop saying "lit" so much and start saying "I love you" more 2k16

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i don't like national sibling day.

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a call home to mom is equivalent to petting 9 puppies at once - it will always make you feel better