Lucy

for legal purposes, this is a joke 𓆏 | she/they

[Lucy @lucyonthefly]

someone asked about my birth chart, so I texted my mom and

[Lucy @lucyonthefly]

the only thing worse than it being so hot outside is having to make small talk with people about how hot it is outside

[zaynah. @lastskiss]

this is actually the most perfect thing to dethrone that man

[Lucy @lucyonthefly]

happy pride month from Trader Joe’s! I am not queer, I’m merely a a tiny fruity cutie

[Lucy @lucyonthefly]

happy rainbow logo month to my fellow queer consumers 🥰��

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry i acted weird the other day that was actually the worm in my brain

[Lucy @lucyonthefly]

I’ve had 3 different straight male coworkers ask me to help with their dating app profiles and they all started getting more matches after that so I might have to start hosting seminars

[Lucy @lucyonthefly]

just made eye contact with my coworker in the parking lot as I was eating a corn dog & juice box for breakfast, happy tuesday!

[Lucy @lucyonthefly]

have you guys ever cried so hard that your face ID won’t recognize you or is that just me?

[trash jones @jzux]

honey I shrunk my expectations of the life I hoped I’d lead

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

“what could be the cause of this???” - me when i get a headache after spending 8 hours hunched at my desk, grinding my teeth, and drinking exclusively diet coke

[Adam Patrick @Real_Ice_Berg]

Happy Leap Day, don’t forgot to watch the 30 Rock Leap Day episode, AKA one of the most wonderfully ridiculous episodes of television ever

Wear blue and yellow, eat rhubarb, and cry for Leap Day William!

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

I love feeling represented in literature (Reading the DSM-5 rn)

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Stay away from my family

[Lucy @lucyonthefly]

new year, same tax season where I still have no idea how to do taxes and barely made enough money to even get taxed 🐸💕

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

MountCock+

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

they say you eat 6 spiders in your sleep each year, so every january 1st I eat 6 spiders to get it out of the way

[Lucy @lucyonthefly]

I call this collection of photos “florida in december”

[Lucy @lucyonthefly]

I have so so many questions about the mascot for next year’s pop tart bowl, mainly if it’ll be a reincarnate of the first? or super bowl pop tart junior? or a new flavor, but how do they choose? it’s keeping me up at night