Lucy

[Lucy @lucyvharrison]

@spiderburial @TomHarrison1320 Ella and the taliban

[Lucy @lucyvharrison]

@AdamCSharp 10. Michael Jacksonville
9. L.A Gaga
8. Burma Boy
7. Aretha Frankfurt
6. Billie Irish
5. Nepal McCartney
4. Brunei Mars
3. Chile Allen
2. Peru Paul
1. Muscat Stevens

[Lucy @lucyvharrison]

@joelgolby Once watched @getnorts take down a 24-pack

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

There should be an Oktoberfest for Diet Coke

[Raise the Bar @rtbspokenword]

Gboyega is missing.

If you were at Shambala Festival this weekend, or you know anyone who might have seen him there, PLEASE get in touch with Northamptonshire Police.

[Lucy @lucyvharrison]

@CharlieVivante Ice cubes help!! The colder the more palatable, for me at least

[Lucy @lucyvharrison]

💀💀💀 AI has reached its full potential. We can stop now

[✨mood: rollies waist trainter✨ @vickylynnxo]

@itszaeok Noooooo LMFAOOOOO

[Adrian Edmondson ❎ @AdrianEdmondson]

I don’t think enough people have seen this. It’s Kurt Vonnegut talking to his wife about going out to get an envelope (we’re here on earth to fart around):

[Lucy @lucyvharrison]

Are you sure about that?

[Daley Thompson @Daley_thompson]

Everyone I’m at my first terf lunch. It was fabulous.

[Lucy @lucyvharrison]

So so bizarre to be scrolling through my silly little feed for some brain-switch-off-time and see something like this

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

👍

[Lucy @lucyvharrison]

?????? As a civilisation we are cooked

[Good Morning Britain @GMB]

'It's not a real person!'

10 million people have downloaded an AI dating app allowing users to create digital companions. With 42% of users in a relationship, married or engaged, is an AI relationship still cheating?

[Lucy @lucyvharrison]

Never in a month of Sundays did I think I'd live to see Depop girlies selling vintage Jane Norman for £30

[Lucy @lucyvharrison]

@foodieinbristol Fantastic. Thank you!!

[Lucy @lucyvharrison]

@meghoughtongilm Oowee vegan is never worth it because I always finish my meal feeling like my guts are going to implode like the Titan submersible x

[Lucy @lucyvharrison]

Thinking about how food waste bags are actually a bit *too* good at their job. Like I appreciate the enthusiasm here bud, but why have you decomposed before I even put the bins out???

[Lucy @lucyvharrison]

Don't know if any copy folk follow me... But, I'm searching for a shit-hot jnr or mid-weight conceptual copywriter for a full-time hybrid position in our Bristol-based agency @CreateUK. Share if you'd be so kind xo

[Lucy @lucyvharrison]

They did the same thing with office workers already and that bitch looked just as bad

[Mail+ @DailyMailUK]

Swollen eyes, a hunchback and claw-like hands: What remote-workers will look like by 2100 https://t.co/FrMfrVi8nW

[Lucy @lucyvharrison]

Ate so many freeze pops that the plastic edges have given me a paper cut on the corner of my mouth. Nuttn like a British heatwave is there

[Lucy @lucyvharrison]

Just tweet got me on the edge of a panic attack

[mia @_demiaa]

Imagine getting kidnapped w a stuffy nose and they duck tape your mouth