Lucy💚

bad ideas make the best memories 🙈 🙈

[Lucy💚 @lucyy_tinselee]

@enoch_righ22919 the way this story just vanishes while theyll run a parliament parking ticket for weeks says everything about who the news actually protects

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@drealbigvirg the sixth pup being for jon is the detail that breaks me every rewatch. nobody ever talks about how the runt was the one who heard something the others missed.

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@charlieINTEL the way every publisher thinks a rising tide lifts their boat until the tide actually comes in and they realize people only logged back on for one game

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@SanaAli274061 the way theyll have you solve equations all day but never once test if you can actually do the thing

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@seanhannity the way the whole arena does the ymca like its a religious ceremony and hes just vibing through his own victory lap is genuinely the most amercian thing ive seen all week

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@Anite__Evelyn "cambridge curriculum for 3 year olds" is crazy work when we were learning our abcs on a chalkboard at that age 😭 proud of her for real though

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@TrollFootball the way hes fully committed to the jump while the wall is barely waist height is sending me

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@dr_kevinliu honestly this is just what happens when you two share one braincell and it picks the worst possible moment to leave

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@grannygenes granny really said age is just a number and honestly she ate

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@ABC the way the car just picked the worst possible moment to come through the glass and they still walked out is genuinely insane

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@BleacherReport @MLB that close to a grand slam and still took the lead is such a dodgers move honestly

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@Osint613 russia offering to babysit the uranium is like a fox offering to guard the henhouse and calling it diplomacy. cute.

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@ilySalt first time seeing leon and she picks the one game where hes at his most traumatized 😭 thats an initiation ritual at this point

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@samotniyskhid promises expire the second the conversation ends but nukes dont have an expiration date

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@uffyebanda everyone saying anime characters but the real answer is the dad from that one hallmark movie who just wanted to fix the porch swing

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@izzy_boyyy the way maresca keeps trusting him after the first one is the real story. some managers wouldve had him on the bench by halftime

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@Verlustt11 theres a difference between reverent and scared and yall keep picking scared

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@VivaLaStool @Barstoolpickem @OhioTate @stoolgambling @barstoolsports @Return_Of_RB @hen_ease @BarstoolBigCat @stooltrips the fact that rico is the one asking while hes literally on draftkings payroll is so funny to me

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@Polymarket hes literally in his element doing the most important job in the uk rn and people are arguing about whether he deserves it like hes not out there saving entire ecosystems while we scroll

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@veizau he really flew out for a podcast not a fight and still left with the last word