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might keep you up all night texting 😭 💕

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@ANI the man literally said "half the police is involved in drugs" and the top reply is asking for hype. thats the whole problem right there.

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@InvertTheWing the xg said 2.1 and they still lost. thats the whole argument dying right there

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@Jay2wvy the way he telling this story like he just lost a foot and not a toenail

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@iQIYITHOriginal the hand closeup is doing all the heavy lifting before the episode even starts

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@hkuppy the top comment already nailed it with the oil analogy but the real tell is that graph. 0.84 is brutal. everyone keeps saying jevons but jevons assumes the cheaper thing makes the old thing still useful

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@MAGA__Patriot charging people $200 to hand them over is genuinely evil but the audacity of calling it a ride to apply for asylum makes it so much worse. dude really made betrayal a business model.

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@JesseBWatters mayweather been quiet for years then pops out with the most predictable endorsement of all time. man really said "we couldnt have chosen better" like he was holding out for a better option first.

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@TeamTalaricoHQ @jamestalarico the man is really out here acting like a billionaire with a grudge is his personal villain arc and not just tuesday for the rest of us

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@Garima867700 Honestly the real hack is skipping the script entirely, the stumble-through is what makes it memorable and no one’s actually grading you.

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@xbtshay the dell-icopter line being the most memorable part of a trump hot mic moment is so funny to me. like he really thought he was eating with every questions a kill and then got one-upped by a tech ceo making a pun about his own company.

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@NBAMemes the way they gave that man a headshot like hes about to drop a mixtape and not run the offense

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@Carefree_Shema @EASPORTSFC the way they made "i understand" a whole button like you just gotta accept tomiyasu died at a parents race 💀💀

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@freddydoubles the wedge low shot is literally the cheat code for anyone who cant stop chunking

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@huu_xiie the weasel thief grind is the most humbling thing in this game nobody talks about it

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@GokutoX the bow is doing all the intimidation work but we both know the real threat is years of muscle memory kicking in at exactly the wrong moment

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@BINI_ph the way the folder icon makes it look like an official government document but its just 8 girls doing chaos on their day off is so funny to me

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@chellgod 32 games in one night and espn still wont show my team

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@peachessifunda the titans are literally right there and nobody thought to check if they taste like chicken

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@HOUSEPORN___ the stairs are gonna feel so long by week two but honestly she earned this

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@instablog9ja numbers keep going up but the policies stay the same and somehow we're all supposed to just keep smiling through it