Lucille Golson-Cromack

British economic migrant living in the Netherlands. All views my own.

[Lucille Golson-Cromack @lugolson]

@BasilTheGreat “Was dismissed as a child prostitute” - HOW is this any better?! Why on earth wasn’t she fostered/protected when she was clearly a vulnerable and abused child. I didn’t realise that the aforementioned title was classed as a conscious “choice” that a minor could make! Awful.

[Lucille Golson-Cromack @lugolson]

@Thebestfigen More money than sense 🙄

[Hello, This is Ivan @hellothisisivan]

Why do kitchen towels have the names of drag queens

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Imagine starting with a block of stone and ending with this…

[Papaganda @Banjaxbill]

Lady passenger from Marylebone to kings X this morning. I have your phone . Left in cab , you'd been to stoke Mandeville and we're going home to Peterborough, you paid in cash . Please circulate

[British Banter @UKMemes2026]

👏👏

[Lucille Golson-Cromack @lugolson]

@BowTiedGSV @skooookum My first thought aswell 🙊

[Lucille Golson-Cromack @lugolson]

@HazelAppleyard This is an insane take. My god.

[Lucille Golson-Cromack @lugolson]

@A_Norfen_Man @BasilTheGreat Wayne Couzens is a British name, and it didn’t stop him being a s*x offender and a m*rderer.

[parks @parkersity_9]

Duolingo should have an "I'm going on holiday to this country very soon" setting so it teaches you "can I have the bill" instead of "the cow boils an egg"

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

The tiger Maruay lived confined in a cage with a cement floor and was rescued. Since then, he is thriving and loves to relax in the lake with his red ball.

[Zion @zionszzn]

If a child tells you they are uncomfortable around an adult, please listen.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

why’s the pressure to “be the bigger person’’ always placed on the person who was wronged?

[Kush @kush_147]

I wish people understood that when someone seems to overexplain, it's often because of how much they've been misunderstood. They're trying to give you information that they assume is hard to understand based on how they've been treated. This deserves compassion, not criticism

[latke @latkedelrey]

one of the best parts of having cats is going “where the hell are the cats” every once in a while and then searching the house for them until you find the little cubby they’ve snuggled into

[🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45]

An old man rear-ended a guy driving an expensive sports car.

Enraged, the guy hops out and confronts the old man. "Look what you did to my car!" he yells. "You're going to give me $10,000 right now, or I'm going to beat you to a pulp!"

"Oh my," says the old man. "I don't have that kind of money. Let me call my son. He trains dolphins, and he will know what to do."

"Dolphins?" the other driver huffs while rolling his eyes.

The old man pulls out his phone, dials his son, and just as his son answered, the irate man snatches the phone away from the old man.
"So you're a dolphin trainer, huh? Well, your old man here just rear-ended my car, and I need 10 grand right now, or I'm going to beat you and your old man to a pulp!"

"I'll be there in 10 minutes," says the voice calmly on the other end.
Exactly 10 minutes later, a Jeep pulls up, and a guy hops out and proceeds to pulverize the bully, leaving him in a heap on the side of the road.

When he finished, he walked over to his father and said, "For the last time, Dad, I train seals. Navy Seals, not dolphins."

[. @emmasarchivee]

I'm sorry but seeing a man spit on the ground is the most disgusting thing ever

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

My friend's daughter forgot the word “dandelion” so she described it as “the one that explodes into wishes.”
I like that better.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Please tell me I’m not the only one
Who pulls out my phone to check the time,
Puts it back in my pocket,
And immediately has absolutely no idea what time it is.

[Hollie Harris @allholls]

I'm getting highly offended by posts celebrating the 30th anniversary of movies that came out in the 90s, which was only 10 years ago.