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[Masin Elijè @MasinElije]

Diddy sex tape on my timeline and he got a little dick. Jay Z dissed Nicki, Ye and Drake. Nicki Minaj is about to violate Jay Z & Beyonce. Love Island is coming back on in 2 days. Cardi B pussy still stink and rent is due tomorrow. It’s about to be a LONG drama filled month!

[J @SolidGrooover]

Young Thug just brought out Omar+ 😭😭😭

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

honestly if i saw 10 million fireflies i would not believe my eyes either

[BakriBarks @petty_pebble]

@maxl1am Cause 7 8 9 duhh

[dylan @d_lew98]

Just saw a literal infant at the Coachella campgrounds

[Kíto @keyitnam]

Remind me to do a documentary on niggas who snap after the dap

[scary @b1ngusbongo]

on my life I just saw Charlie Kirk at factory town

[Friday Beers @Friday_Beers]

And that, my friends, marks the official end of White Boy Summer

[₣ØⱤ₮Ɏ✭ @Forty1_0]

hoe's gone die waiting for me to give a fuck

[Joker 🃏 @JokerNoR_]

@our_decay A classic 😭

[deedee megadoodoo @givemebudlight]

i can’t stop throwing up i think someone spiked my 9 beers, 4 hot dogs, 6 smoked ribs, 1 brisket sandwhich, 8 slices of watermelon, 3 cupcakes, and 4 chocolate chip cookies i don’t know

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

cocaine is a better networking tool than linkedin could ever dream of being

[Chuck Nazty🇹🇹 @pwnmaster305]

Hmmmmm I wonder what floor I’m gonna go to???? #imgonnawin

[Axel (fastr) @fastrlife]

BIGGEST MALE CANON EVENTS:

- Realizing WWE is fake
- First heartbreak
- Marvins room
- Discovering family lore you never knew of
- Getting jacked
- Unemployed era
- Summer 2016 (you had to be there)
- OBJ catch
- Homies switching up on you
- Touching real money
- Understanding god exists
- Losing a pet
- Stronger than your dad
- Fumbling a 8/10 (great body) that liked you
- Covid warzone with the boys
- Realizing you might be goated
- November 2021
- Touching rim (10 ft)

[Jaster @mareel_jaster]

“I lost the bag”

[🇸🇻 🏆💍🏆🥇🧡💙 Edwin @larryjunesbagel]

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