Bonzo 🐼

Lost my Twitter, so I’m back with a new one

[Kana @Kanatunga]

Christopher Nolan just can't control himself 😭
#TheOdyssey

[ostonox @ostonox]

this gotta be a harry potter situation where lamine yamal is the only one who can kill him

[Edmund 2.0💥 @EdmundOris]

After all said and done, the funniest moment in this 2026 World Cup is Ronaldo scoring 2 useless goals against Uzbekistan and saying “I’M BACK, I’M BACK”🤡🤡🤣🤣🤣

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

You can kill the man but not the idea

[Ryan Lee @honorablesaint]

This is why non-playing fans that don’t even understand the game are the worst part about sports.

That pass was very difficult. There’s a reason every top player complimented Jon Stones positioning.

When you never play the game, you don’t understand that Stones can easily read that pass. Sorloth was not going to fake it and push it forward into space to shoot with his right foot. He’s not quick enough.

He would either have to play a more risky creative pass to Haaland to avoid being read easily, or do what he did. He just didn’t execute it well .

The fact people are harping on him and trying to make him out to be the scapegoat is insane. It’s just psychopathic fans with no idea what they’re talking about.

[Kevin Van Valkenburg @KVanValkenburg]

This is a good read.

[Jed Meshew II @JedKMeshew]

"Christian Pulisic has never had a signature game for the U.S."

Oh yes he has. This is his signature. It's dogshit.

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

Getting dogwalked by a washed Belgium after getting the president to rig the game, maybe the most embarrassing performance of this tournament

[Lord Mike 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇮🇨 @MikeMacLS10]

I apologise Gareth Southgate i thought these millionaire players were passing it round back and side to side cos of you turns out they are just retards

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Mexico when they play at the Azteca:

[Mike @BlueCFM_]

Llora pendeja, llora como yo lloré el 29 de Junio de 2014, llora y no pares de llorar.

[Global UPDATES @GlobalUpdates24]

BREAKING –

US becomes the first country in the world to host a team at the FIFA World Cup and bоmb that team's country on the same day

[corporate rave slave @corpraveslave]

I can’t drink beer in your country, you can see some gays in mine

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🥹🇲🇽 Memo Ochoa: “My first game, Azteca. My last game, Azteca. It’s been a beautiful final chapter of my career. Thank you, everyone”.

[Ace @Thelfc_Ace]

Argentina without Messi is like Portugal with Ronaldo

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Surrounding Lionel Messi with ten absolute sh*thouses has been a stroke of genius by Scaloni

[Lu12 (Toluca Versión) @Lu12_2005]

Yo: Ya saquen a Romo, no hace nada y solo camina en la cancha

YO IGUAL CON EL GOL DE ROMO:

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Tell her Messi still doing it

[Sports Illustrated FC @SI_FootballClub]

It means more than you can imagine.

[All Fútbol MX 🇲🇽 @AllFutbolMX]

❤️🥺 A heartbreaking video shared by FIFA of Guillermo Ochoa explaining his decision of retiring from football after the World Cup.

“Without the national team, I don’t see much more meaning in football.

I don’t see the point in keeping on playing”.