Luis Muro

go pack go, UARK 🐗

[Luis Muro @luiswalll]

If you ate at the Panda buffet in Springdale, you don’t need to worry about what’s in the vaccine

[Mohit @mohit_jaat2015]

@loud_socialist Two hyphenated kids marry in 2050 and suddenly their child’s legal name looks like a whole Wi-Fi password😭

[Luis Muro @luiswalll]

@kchawg @theuppercutkc Can’t say my mouth didn’t water looking at this. Happy birthday man!

[Luis Muro @luiswalll]

@HappyDreaming0 @MySportsUpdate You may be thinking of Arthur Smith (OC) who used to coach for the falcons. His dad, Fred Smith, was the founder of FedEx and passed away last year

[Luis Muro @luiswalll]

@KyleM_FF What did he mean by this

[Luis Muro @luiswalll]

@igetsoinspired @RapeCod any insight on this

[Luis Muro @luiswalll]

I ordered a 3 piece chicken meal for lunch today and I only got 2 pieces. Not even mad just disappointed 😔 @Popeyes

[Luis Muro @luiswalll]

@caymarjr Neta

[Luis Muro @luiswalll]

On a road trip to Seattle, I saw a cop ahead of me in the distance with their lights on, so I pulled over. The officer pulled up beside me and asked why I stopped. I said, “Because of your lights.” She silently turned them off and drove away 😐

[CBS News @CBSNews]

Kathleen Thomas was issued a citation in February after a Palm Beach County Sheriff's deputy pulled her over for allegedly using a phone with her right hand. But Thomas doesn't have a right hand. This week, the officer requested that the citation be dismissed.

Here's bodycam footage of the traffic stop.

[Luis Muro @luiswalll]

@emmitonair Brook Lopez

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Pretty crazy draft night. Didn’t see this coming, thank you.

[Luis Muro @luiswalll]

I drove all the way back and they gave me a new bagel with salmon yay

[Luis Muro @luiswalll]

My wife and I both ordered bagels with shmear and salmon today. We got home and neither bagel had salmon in it. Once again I am devastated

[Luis Muro @luiswalll]

Bruh are you kidding me I just ordered a burger from whataburger and they didn’t give me a meat patty im actually devastated

[Luis Muro @luiswalll]

@DraftKings @Browns Let’s keep at it

[Luis Muro @luiswalll]

This is a slap in the face to those of us who did it the ethical way

[New York Post @nypost]

I did the stomach-churning 999 Challenge at Citi Field — and it felt a lot like watching the Mets https://t.co/EUAj7L7ulI

[Errai @errai]

The Dinner Dictator: I'd like to have seared scallops, and she'll have a wedge salad, and (pointing at another table) that guy over there will be having the risotto

[Luis Muro @luiswalll]

@nocontextmemes Happiest guy in the world if this happens

[Luis Muro @luiswalll]

@OfficialBBrooks @MySportsUpdate If Green Bay could do it, Pittsburgh definitely can

[Luis Muro @luiswalll]

@JimmySecUK It’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the sudden stop at the end

[Luis Muro @luiswalll]

@BambooIGuess @MxKyThy @RyzzieMcGuire Fighting/ poison oddly enough