Lukas

I suppose it will all make sense when we grow up

[Lukas @luk_lehm]

It’s a good day to perch on this rock

[Lukas @luk_lehm]

Everyone is trying to BeReal but I just want to BeCome UnGovernable

[Lukas @luk_lehm]

Using my iced coffee to get the ibuprofen down

[Lukas @luk_lehm]

Date: maybe I should go

Me: [struggling to stab a cherry tomato with a fork] no wait I can do this

[Lukas @luk_lehm]

Cats have no control over their emotions

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At the airport bar. Guy next said “I’m a nice guy but mess with me you’ll get the horn”

[Lukas @luk_lehm]

Cooks fast. Good last minute option

[The Sun @TheSun]

Firefighters show the dangers of deep-frying turkey

[Lukas @luk_lehm]

@The_Locked_Cap Let it rip James

[Lukas @luk_lehm]

@mackswhel Yeah not apples to apples

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Working on my form

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@braydenobrien https://t.co/VpAjbLczrz

[Lukas @luk_lehm]

That means you haven’t known the triumphs and defeats. The epic highs and lows of High School Musical.

[Lukas @luk_lehm]

@BradenTClark Bad take

[Lukas @luk_lehm]

Gonna tell my son that if he ever dates a songwriter he better plan on marrying them. If i hear a song about him on the radio he’s moving out

[Lukas @luk_lehm]

Hey @tacobell & @DUALIPA, can we PLEASE get a DuaLupa

[Lukas @luk_lehm]

@braydenobrien Above the clouds my man

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Those in the business call this range

[Lukas @luk_lehm]

I’ve spent a not-insignificant amount of time in a 2005 Chrysler Town and Country. Can’t say enough good things about the stow and go seating. @mackswhel

[Casey Neistat @Casey]

i thnk candice is softening up about the idea of getting a minivan. she went froma hard inflexible NO, to just ignoring me when i talk about it. i really want a minivan

[Lukas @luk_lehm]

Please my friends,, I lost them in the grocery store

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@mackswhel Nowhere else can you get an all terrain vehicle that has stow n go seating

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@Apple please fix this

[Lukas @luk_lehm]

My phone thinks I’m @hi_im_glen and cropped me out of my own photos 🤧