Luka Ashley Carter

“I’m not like the other boys- I’m Satan.”37 y/o Professional Actor, Singer, Dancer, Musician & Hair/Makeup/Costume Designer.

[Luka Ashley Carter @lukaashley]

Thrilled to finally announce my next contract!

“WE WILL ROCK YOU”
At @OTRMemorialHall
August 22-29, 2026

#Queen #MusicalTheatre #WEWILLROCKYOU
#GetOnYourBikesAndRide

[Luka Ashley Carter @lukaashley]

@justincasex3d 😈

[Luka Ashley Carter @lukaashley]

Just sending a big old “FUCK YOU” to @PrimeVideo for the cancellation of @WheelOfTimes series. Decisions like this are the exact reason why your platform has the worst quality content of all the streaming platforms.

[Dayton.com @daytondotcom]

‘Into the Woods’ shines at La Comedia, Wright State Dance Ensemble in concert and other regional arts news https://t.co/gEM9fRTtUj

[Luka Ashley Carter @lukaashley]

First review is in for La Comedia’s production INTO THE WOODS! Playing March 27-May 4.

“…audiences should welcome and embrace such shows, especially when presented in a first-class production featuring such talented performers as this one.”

https://t.co/vnhVjUrcrW

[Luka Ashley Carter @lukaashley]

@RuPaul “and may the best drag queen, win!” And then proceeds to save the queens who can’t even be bothered to pin/glue their damn wig on- or keep it on their head- during the lip sync?? TWO WEEKS IN A ROW? #gurlbye @RuPaulsDragRace

[Luka Ashley Carter @lukaashley]

A little Monologue for your Monday. #monologuemonday #achorusline #actor #musicaltheatre #paulsanmarco
https://t.co/hGwf1ocCzI

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Ronald Reagan deserves all the hate he gets

[LilShadow @Ms_LilShadow]

When Butker claimed the leaders of the Catholic Church weren't "Christian enough" & the nuns made their statement I knew something was amiss. Evidence has come out in the last 24 hours that it's even deeper than this

[Luka Ashley Carter @lukaashley]

“For a long time, I was ashamed of the way I lived.”
(You mean to say you reformed?)
“No, I got over bein’ ashamed.”
-Mae West

[Luka Ashley Carter @lukaashley]

@Avis is the biggest scam company. Booked a rental, called to confirm that I could pay with debit card, agreed to the $250 hold in addition to rental/insurance fees. Pay for Uber to pickup car. Arrive and am told they will not rent without having a credit card.

[Luka Ashley Carter @lukaashley]

#NewProfilePic

[Luka Ashley Carter @lukaashley]

@OriginalFunko Still waiting for those Grandma Nut, Princess Lolly and Gloppy Pop!s….. #takemymoney #butseriously #finishtheset

[Luka Ashley Carter @lukaashley]

@hasanthehun all them hogs loosing their shit in Target need to take some fucking notes- because this bitch knows what’s up.
It’s all in the presentation. 💁🏽‍♂️
https://t.co/jjgbbWV5e7

[Luka Ashley Carter @lukaashley]

@justincasex3d We should hang out sometime… 😏

[Luka Ashley Carter @lukaashley]

Say it once more for the people in the fucking back!

[Gritty is the Way @Gritty20202]

"What service do the landlords provide? What wealth do landlords produce in the economy? What added benefit is created by having a class of landlords? Nothing. That's the truth."

[Luka Ashley Carter @lukaashley]

This Sloth from the Goonies impersonating bitch w/ a body by off brand instant pudding don’t have to fake it (she did & she failed) But if this lazy-eyed, Hagrid in drag looking inbred is trying jokes on twitter; then who’s under that bridge protecting Arkansas from them goats?

[Sarah Huckabee Sanders @SarahHuckabee]

Real women don’t have to fake it.

WATCH⬇️

[Luka Ashley Carter @lukaashley]

@ycsm1n Stop blaming the porn; it’s not the problem! It’s the outright refusal of parents & society to teach any reality based, comprehensive, shame free sex education, paired with zero education on (or access to) anything mental heath/emotional well being related- esp. when tied to sex.

[JosephSabian317 @JoePoppingOn]

@OriginalFunko When will we get the rest of the Candy Land figures (Gloopy, Gramma Nut, and Princess Lolly)

[Luka Ashley Carter @lukaashley]

On Wednesdays, we wear pink. #meangirls #humpdayvibes #pink https://t.co/G8dgPLRKlj