Luke Emia

Father of Jayce, Brent, and Asher CPA/PFS, Creator of the W2 form, Alimony Tax Expert, Ball State Alumni class of ‘82

[Luke Emia @luke_emia82]

Jameis Winston tonight

[Luke Emia @luke_emia82]

Thing that rocks of the day #1: Playing Cops & Robbers

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I’ve decided that as a society we are bringing back Icing people #RedWhiteandBerry

[Luke Emia @luke_emia82]

Blair Walsh walked so Brandon Aubrey could run

[Luke Emia @luke_emia82]

@Zynmann1998 @RigatoniLuigi Nothing comes close to pine way tombstone!

[Luke Emia @luke_emia82]

@RigatoniLuigi dearest nigga I’ve been feeling blue lately. I think we need a wine night at @Zynmann1998 new house… maybe sneak a dildo into a Fever game at Gainbridge. Let me know the nearest time your gang of guidos in red bank let you off on a Friday…

Yours truly,

Luke

[Luke Emia @luke_emia82]

@LumpyItalian @RigatoniLuigi @RigatoniLuigi the unserious man will always win

[Luke Emia @luke_emia82]

@LumpyItalian @RigatoniLuigi Top class answer here from the lad.

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Walking into a 7/11 off any major highway is like walking into an Indian Bazaar where they cook curry with their feet #H1B

[Luke Emia @luke_emia82]

No one had more motion on YouTube in 2014 then RuckaRuckaAli #Ebola

[Luke Emia @luke_emia82]

Everyone in movies wastes their wish on something stupid like love. How about a beer that gives you a six pack and girthy hog

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I swear I thought this was a fake tweet 😭😭😭😭😭

HOW IS THIS REAL

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@badgersNATTY @JetBlue You’re getting added to the lawsuit sicko!

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@JetBlue your last flight from DFW to EWR was overbooked, and one of your flight attendants suggested I put my cerebral palsy daughter in the overhead bin. This is unacceptable and I demand action be taken.

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@JetBlue I’ve DM’d you and you haven’t responded!!!! Terrible!! I will be suing for discrimination after the mental toll you have taken!!!

[Luke Emia @luke_emia82]

@JetBlue your heavy set flight attendant on the flight from DFW to EWR on the 24th needs to be fired IMMEDIATELY!!!

[Luke Emia @luke_emia82]

@CustomerRe63372 Daisey, respectfully I am fuming and do not want to take it out on you, so I will be pouring a glass of cabaret. You’re welcome to join me

[Luke Emia @luke_emia82]

@JetBlue It was a heavy set woman who looked as if her brothers drive Chicano classics. Very rude!!

[Garvan Pasquale @LumpyItalian]

There’s no stadium pulse as high as pooping at your girlfriends house

#AwayGame

[Luke Emia @luke_emia82]

@ashelai_ I know this guy. He sucks