Luke

[declan @declan67_]

“You could have at least asked politely “

“A could have punched your cunt in without even asking ye” 😂😂😂😂😂

[Luke @luke_fallow]

Why’s there Tunnock’s tea cakes on the parachutes

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Splashdown of Dragon confirmed – welcome back to Earth, Nick, Suni, Butch, and Aleks!

[Luke @luke_fallow]

@interesting_aIl @hughabroad

[Luke @luke_fallow]

@garibantosba @DaveFagan16 @interesting_aIl You can get an Adana press for a couple hundred

[Luke @luke_fallow]

@74frankfurt 👉🏻👈🏻

[Luke @luke_fallow]

@1030

[Paul Molloy @PaulMol82334521]

@FionaSmall When I was in new York the lad hustling comedy tickets came up. I didn't want them so told him I was going to the museum because Ben stiller works there and I like him. Took it hook line sinker. Started trying to explain it was a movie

[frank zeppo @NoahPasternak]

When you sort through the record bins at a thrift store, 80% of the album covers look like this

[mali @liminalspice]

went swimming made this sandwich fell asleep

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

“Eat at Spoons tonight. Get the freedom breakfast. Get any 3 small plates. Get the 8” BBQ chicken pizza. Get halloumi-style fries. Have a cold pint of Shipyard at 11am. Go to the Stansted Airport one and enjoy a panoramic view of the runway. Have a Woo Woo. Have two."

[Luke @luke_fallow]

@MarjoleinR @irnbru This plaque was kindly provided by the Glasgow Information and Kultural Identity Taskforce, or GlaIKIT

[bff @bff_cfc]

@_andrewkerr_ You're preaching to the choir brother. Those energy levels. I'm already on that Nordic comedown. Will need to grab an afternoon spin class. Reenergise. Cleanse the body and soul.

[Frank Sobotka @cymrurouge]

excel bully

[Luke @luke_fallow]

Everything here looks good

[melody @wonyadoll]

if anyone served me any of this I would be so pissed off 😭

[Luke @luke_fallow]

He’s trying to win back Joe’s buggy

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

There's a guy on reddit that can see his neighbor playing online poker through a window, and has been playing against him and smashing him lmao

[Luke @luke_fallow]

If this beer shows up in your local off-licence, your rents about to go up.

[Luke @luke_fallow]

@KononenkoElena This always reminds me of this Scottish folk song about two crows watching a dead knight:

https://t.co/t5seTFRJLf

[Luke @luke_fallow]

@salfordsmith61 @ianfoltan @mmtowns £11.44 from April at 40hr per week is £24000 though so what are you talking about

[Luke @luke_fallow]

@AdamOPrice Cormac McCarthy: “The man made the coffee and he drank the coffee and it was good”

[Luke @luke_fallow]

Strathclyde, Glasgow uni, GSA, UWS