Luke

[Luke @lukeallenn]

@Rodskiiii @jamesboerema @Sue132435 @elonmusk @boringcompany I couldn’t agree more, we are miles away from the socialist country that we use to be. Individualism is rife but the public have the cheek to complain when the ‘services’ no longer work when they need it…

[Luke @lukeallenn]

@EzraEpizon @PhilH23 @JamesMelville Due to his age bracket it’ll be a BBC DB Scheme. Even after the scheme closed, member’s benefits will continue to accrue in deferment. It’s not impossible to achieve £300k DC, you just needed a big enough DB to transfer out to a DC, or get ridiculous market returns 😂

[Luke @lukeallenn]

@souramoo Anyone trying to disprove the tweet, just needs to see this part of the feed… I am in shock

[Luke @lukeallenn]

@HumansNoContext Americans are just a different breed

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Here is ex-Tory PM, John Major…

Predicting exactly what would happen with our NHS

Just another great, big, woke, lefty liberal…

[Luke @lukeallenn]

@simonfunnything @wartranslated Not sure that’s a fair comparison though 🤔Russia has invaded another country, whilst Ukraine has been invaded. Many other countries (like USA) invade other countries and their own people protest/voice own opinion, but still don’t get treated like that?

[J. 🇵🇸 @Messilizer0]

The best Messi video you’ll see today.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

[george @StokeyyG2]

POV: you made the right choices in life

[Luke @lukeallenn]

@JuneAuatem @NoContextBrits What’s the obsession with milk in Stella glasses 🤣🤣

[Gus @ballstothis]

A beer from all 32 countries playing at the 2022 World Cup in Qatar. Here we go!

[Zoe Gardner @ZoeJardiniere]

Good morning to this woman. I hope she’s having a fucking gorgeous day 😍

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Bring back Vine?

[Just Stop Oil @JustStop_Oil]

🎃 Something #spooky is happening at @TalkTV, home of climate crisis denial and @JuliaHB1. Seems they want to keep it hush that we painted their offices today.

Wouldn't it be a shame if everyone retweeted this?

#ClimateEmergency #TrickOrTreat #TellTheTruth #Halloween #Nightmare

[Shaun @LfcShaunjudge]

This is what a fifa virgin spouts off...

Alisson went up for corner and was still there...

[David Burgherr @D_Burgherr]

Only 10% of the gain from cutting the 45p rate goes to people with incomes of £150-250k.

*Two thirds* go to those with incomes over £500k. That’s about 50k people = top 0.1% of UK adults.

Even more striking: almost *half* of total tax saving goes to ‘income millionaires’.

[David Lammy @DavidLammy]

I have a joke about trickle down economics.

99% of you won’t ever get it.

[Luke @lukeallenn]

@laurenherrick @MartinSLewis @monkeyhead78 True, but no need to justify a ridiculous tax cut for those that quite simply don’t need it…

[Bristol Rovers @Official_BRFC]

5' Predictably warm welcome for Oxford's Matty Taylor. Say what you like about him, he was a great ̶s̶e̶r̶p̶e̶n̶t̶ servant for the Gas.

#BristolRovers #typo

[george @StokeyyG2]

This Lukaku goal back at West Brom is amazing😭