Luke Beddows

Comedy writer. Creator of BAFTA-winning ‘Class Dismissed'. Probably entertainer third. Website: Rep: [email protected]

[Luke Beddows @lukebeddows]

When I started chatting with @ViggoVenn a few months back about doing @BGT I didn’t think he’d go on to win the bloody thing! Congratulations mate! Celebrating this morning with a brew wearing a Hi Vis.

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@sameoldcitypod Both excellent teams*.

*Rochdale aren’t excellent but please tell me it’s gonna be okay.

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@sameoldcitypod Handsome buggers.

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@garyrodgers49 @sameoldcitypod *got, rather than was. He didn’t have a great 40 minutes and just think we have better, more reliable players. He’s great to come on. Bit of a luxury player. Does he get in your starting XI?

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As the UK’s Premier Puppet Writer (not my words, my wife @LaurenLayfield), my latest writing project is Dodge’s Pup School which starts today on CBeebies at 5.15pm with all episodes going onto @BBCiPlayer.

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@_joefelix2 I brought a friend to the game today and said “Joe Felix is the best player York City have ever seen. Just watch.” and then this happened. Some things are just destined to be.

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@sameoldcitypod Sceptical at first with the changes, especially Watson, but had a strange feeling I’ve never felt before when City were down that we were always coming back. Exclaimed “Felix is my hero” and the man next to me said “that’s my son” so I watched the last part with Joe’s family.

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We're gonna need a bigger nose.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Sharks in waters off the coast of Brazil have tested positive for cocaine, scientists say

Full story 🔗

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Somebody was trying to flog a skunk on my local Facebook group a few weeks ago and now this. I get that it’s important but really should be a Google search for me.

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So let me get this straight: Phil lost 9 - NINE! - tasks and then made a truffle cheese that didn’t taste of truffle!? He must have some sort of Sweeney Todd shit going on with his pie business plan that Sugar wants to finger. #TheApprentice

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@kentwix12 P.S was only a quip - never heard/seen Ken Twix so serious!

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Southgate…

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@kentwix12 You wait…you wait…Anderton on the left too. Noooo, I think he’s seen sense and we can smash it with Bells and the boys.

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@BBCNowShow Should’ve just got a lift on the eagles.

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@sameoldcitypod I’d lay the blame more at Castro for the goal and generally for his shocking showing. They were awful but we look solid. Got more winnable games than those below us. Please can we just get safe so I can have my 10 London away trips for everyone to come down and drink with me.

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@steveparker1978 @YorkCityFC @BBCYorkSport Is there a world where he brings Askey in? Nothing to lose now and win some of the fans back??

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Here she is. I know how much she wanted this one and my GOD does she deserve it. Interestingly, the life hack she taught me was how to convince your husband that you have to make them brews for THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. Clever girl.

[BBC Radio 1, 1Xtra & Asian Network Press Office @BBCRadio1PR]

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Lauren Layfield and Shanequa Paris have been announced as the brand-new hosts of Radio 1’s Life Hacks.

The duo will join forces to co-host the weekly show (Sundays, 4pm – 6pm) from Sunday 7 April ✨

Welcome to the Radio 1 family @LaurenLayfield & @ShanequaParis 🫶

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@sameoldcitypod “…but the system worked against Hemel Hempstead and Slough Town!” First time I’ve been properly worried and a little sick in my mouth at the now very real prospect of going down. Small bit of hope with how tight it all is - even one win would be huge.

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@BeardedGenius @HarperNorthUK Such a good read!