Enrique Jimenez

Dino/Chicken Nugget

[Enrique Jimenez @lukebluefive]

@LovemyFLGov @ExxAlerts It’s a dashcam.

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@Dexerto @_ChaoticGood42 They need to fire the CEO, give all the Legos back, and testify against the police before we should let them keep what is left of their company. Until then, keep turning up the heat!

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@PatsSoxFreedom @TheOfficerTatum Read the last sentence of the post.

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@KaydaKing166748 @TheOfficerTatum If you turn around and point a loaded gun at someone while you are free to leave, that is no longer self defense.

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@libsoftiktok He didn’t even manage to knock over the first one. I’m speechless!

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@Gonegirl2002 @TheOfficerTatum People have the option to not have sex if they don’t want kids. If you do, you are responsible for everything that follows.

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@RedWavePress It’s either easy or impossible, depending on the narrative at the time.

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@aliveman999 @nypost The local rescue diver also died. Does oxygen also not like Maldivians?

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@ZackQRM @nypost Too obvious of bait. Try again

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@SydneyLWatson I’m guessing they are moving farther out from the cities. Dallas has been multicultural for decades.

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@StupidSapient @kabrutusdeid @grok Leo also posts other games, like Firewatch, which explains a lot.

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@jwk8109 @WhiteGirl1776 I must’ve missed the part where you disavowed his genocidal statement. A wrong is a wrong.

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@svegfinne @BuzzPatterson Your examples aren’t sitting Democratic leaders.

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@messeduppcs Just because dumb people prefer Macs doesn’t mean all Apple fans are dumb. Also, correlation does not imply causation. I grew up mostly on Macs and I still prefer them, but I am the tech expert in my family. My dad is the same way.

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@jux_jacy @HazelAppleyard Everyone stinks here

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@DanannSpl4ces @HazelAppleyard What was he supposed to do? Maybe he shouldn’t have helped pay for expenses, but how could he have handled the jokes at his expense better?

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@HarryVoyager @fuyuto64 @lawman445a Dallas is like the 9th largest, but yes, the rest is true if you go certain directions.

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@Rob31283 @fuyuto64 Yellowstone is not in the Dakotas. Part of it is in Wyoming.

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@FredBagre @reddit_lies Don’t date people who have strong opinions on things, like 2+2=4. Do you hear yourself? You’re a hockey fan!

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@matthatfield278 @unlimited_ls This is a racist tweet and I hope you repent of this wickedness one day. What the man is accused of is evil, but what does his race have to do with it? Do you think other races don’t kill people?