Luke Brown

Father - Husband - Catholic - Beef Enthusiast - Therapist

[Luke Brown @lukebrownlearns]

Imagine if anything else were sold like internet speeds. This bag has up to 100 chocolate chips in it, but will likely only have 2 if you open it in the evening and 1 on the weekend.

[Luke Brown @lukebrownlearns]

@BeardedBlevins So you're saying I should end the sentence like that?

[Luke Brown @lukebrownlearns]

@CantareAmantis I'm out of the loop, what's DBH?

[Luke Brown @lukebrownlearns]

@8londee @BlindCucumber @MikhailaAleksis Your comment implies that it becomes a cult at a certain price point...so what’s the monthly price of a cult just so I can be on the lookout?

[🤙 J Francio 🤙 @flossfurman]

Giving my 6 year old "controlled introductions" to heroin as preemptive harm reduction

[Luke Brown @lukebrownlearns]

@thecrunchcast https://t.co/4M28WoZ0Xa

[Luke Brown @lukebrownlearns]

@FatherSciarappa

[Luke Brown @lukebrownlearns]

@BeardedBlevins Where does the fault lie?

[Luke Brown @lukebrownlearns]

@TylerMillslagle @warriors CLEVELAND OG'S

[Luke Brown @lukebrownlearns]

@h3h3productions My wife and I just had our first 4 days ago! Just watched your latest vid and am super excited for ya, you two are gonna do great. Good luck, Papa bless!

[Luke Brown @lukebrownlearns]

@FrHarrison @inlanddefense Codeine > Smarties & m&m

[Luke Brown @lukebrownlearns]

@CantareAmantis I just recently learned how to emulate old DOS games on my PC and I've been playing both Keen and Wolf3d constantly!

[Luke Brown @lukebrownlearns]

Tolkien seems like a movie Lord of the Rings fans will like but Tolkien fans will hate. Makes sense that his entire family condemned the movie version of his life as inaccurate.

[Luke Brown @lukebrownlearns]

@FatherSciarappa But Father-
Ok, nevermind.

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

Today is Friday, but you can eat meat.

Here are some cows:

https://t.co/sAEZBbdSwJ

[Luke Brown @lukebrownlearns]

5 Jobs I've Had

1. Cow manure shoveler
2. Tractor mechanic
3. Teacher
4. Woodworker
5. Counselor

[Luke Brown @lukebrownlearns]

@JimSichko Don't say in your tweets what you wouldn't plagiarize in the streets.

[Catholic Emoji Art @EmojiCatholic]

Jesus
😤
く|)へ
〉
￣￣┗┓ death
　 　 ┗┓　 ヾ😨ｼ
　　 ┗┓ ヘ/ 　 　
　 ┗┓ノ
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#Easter
#HeIsRisen
#Alleluia

[Luke Brown @lukebrownlearns]

3 hour long Easter Vigil was a success! Happy Easter everyone!

[Luke Brown @lukebrownlearns]

@JimSichko Lol