Luke Eckstein

you’re tellin me a shrimp fried this rice?

[pat tobin @tastefactory]

Yep that’s them alright

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i used to think these would play a much bigger role in my life than they actually do

[rated ✧* @imyrated]

this and a silver fridge = 2k a month 😂

[Vautism Speaks 🔞 🐴 @VautismSpeaks]

How do they all look like that

[legally allowed to diagnose u @leftiloosi]

whenever men get real weird about god in their 50s you know they’ve done some especially heinous shit

[👑 @idollkod]

Tigers being the real kings of the jungle but never getting the title cause lions have a blonde blow out will never sit right with me smh

[ꕤ @glindaupland]

Ariana Grande will return as Glinda in “AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY”

[paige @BonerWizard]

“Mom said you have to find a game that's three players”

[Carly Incontro @carlyincontro]

remember when they said a woman in power would be too emotional

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

This is racism by definition

[Eren 🎯 @erenfromtargets]

Walking into McDonald’s after the TikTok ban:

[Cub Sport @cubsportmusic]

I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re Shawn and Camila going for a painfully slow stroll

[ً. @FWGRANDEE]

my bitmoji when i close snapchat

[CocoLingo Typo Dept. @CocoLingoTypo]

congratulations to troye sivan on being accepted to the zootopia police academy

[𖤐 𝕾𝖆𝖘𝖍𝖆 𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖈𝖗𝖊 𖤐 @sashaxmassacre]

I need this done to my brain

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

who the FUCK asked for this?? i’m still traumatized from this first movie

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

Congress be like:

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

life getting stressful i had to lego