Luke

[Luke @lukefcalcutt]

@Tragedeee O

[Luke @lukefcalcutt]

@FabrizioRomano Waste of cash

[Luke @lukefcalcutt]

@Tragedeee Pens

[Luke @lukefcalcutt]

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[Luke @lukefcalcutt]

@mikemajlak Northface face right now…🤔
Face is a funny word🤣🤣

[Luke @lukefcalcutt]

@npowell_17 This tweet didn’t age well

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

Great words from @Tyson_Fury 🙌

[Luke @lukefcalcutt]

@Lily_ily21 What’s this list even trying to explain 😓

[Luke @lukefcalcutt]

@mrgavinashby @NoContextHearn 😂😂

[Luke @lukefcalcutt]

@matissearmani @BubaiDasgupta4 🤣😭

[Luke @lukefcalcutt]

@G_Arnxld Looks like we will have another 2012 final 😌

[Luke @lukefcalcutt]

Hate to say I told you so 😌

[Luke @lukefcalcutt]

Thiago is starting! Chelsea will win for sure

[Luke @lukefcalcutt]

When I was a kid, we’d go to london on the train. I didn’t like people. So in order to get the whole carriage to ourselves. Myself, sister & cousin used to pretend to be ill (coughing & sneezing) It didn’t work well but! Do that now and you’ll have the whole train to yourself 🙏🏻

[Luke @lukefcalcutt]

@impaulsiveshows @RobGronkowski Should get Elon Musk on @impaulsiveshows @mikemajlak

[Howie Gosling @Howgozza]

When ur having ur Christmas dinner and the lads are still sending relentless whatsapp filth.

[Luke @lukefcalcutt]

Who remembers these !

[Luke @lukefcalcutt]

“I’ll do it tomorrow” = You’re never gonna do it

[Luke @lukefcalcutt]

Snapchat is dead, agree?

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

A level results not great? Don’t worry, I got a C and 2 Us and I’m currently building a large house with far reaching views of the Cotswolds