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i wrote something and @willortego illustrated it and now it's my header // THE UNHELD out Aug 2026 // repped by @eloy_bp

[give us this day our Carly Rae @lukeglarkin]

my weird book about hands (who's got 'em, who needs 'em, who wants 'em, who deserves 'em) is up for preorder and you can find it at 🔗 below

[give us this day our Carly Rae @lukeglarkin]

neighbor just divulged that she parks in my spot so that her shoes don't get dirty when she gets out of her car. girlie what about my shoes. like i don't care but what kind of sick power play is this. what's your game.

[give us this day our Carly Rae @lukeglarkin]

@keelyclove just today saw an ad for a fortnite credit card that offers cashback in the form of fortnite bux or whatever the currency is

[give us this day our Carly Rae @lukeglarkin]

why do weed gummies always taste the best like i've never found a non-weed gummy with the texture or flavor of an edible it's like they're keeping all the good stuff for the stoners and everyone else gets haribo black forest plastic

[Cher @cher]

Whats going on with mycareer

[give us this day our Carly Rae @lukeglarkin]

grocery bagger just hit me with an entirely original sentence: "i give my horse 40 zyrtec a day because she's allergic to bugs"

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

AI making me wanna do m night shyamalan the village with my friends

[give us this day our Carly Rae @lukeglarkin]

@InternetWes that long?

[give us this day our Carly Rae @lukeglarkin]

poet blurb game is insane they're writing their own verse poems on these jackets. going forward i need at least one poet's blurb on every book i write

[The Mack 🍉 @cubano_limpio]

@ladwife @latkedelrey apparently a speaker in the studio caught fire lol

[give us this day our Carly Rae @lukeglarkin]

sorry he's so funny for "godless whores"

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Jack Antonoff on people who use AI to make music:

“Nothing more embarrassing than considering there is a way to optimize the holy process. Godless whores…it’s mainly the out of touch shouting about following this nightmare. The new artists I know are genuinely uninterested…”

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

To be clear, I don’t just hate GenAI. I also hate golf, war, monoculture farming, clear-cutting forests, and building on floodplains. I love biodiversity, wildlife conservation, regenerative forestry, soil restoration, sustainable farming, and economic degrowth.

[DUA LIPA @DUALIPA]

Last night I did the introduction speech at the 10th anniversary of the International Booker Prize. An honour to speak about books and translated fiction, something I hold very dear to my heart infront of writers, translators, judges and book lovers. Thank you for having me @TheBookerPrizes 🤍📚
@service95

[give us this day our Carly Rae @lukeglarkin]

youtube just autoplayed a video where a booktuber starts by saying they don't read contemporary historical fiction set before the 60s because "then it just becomes the writer trying to impress us with their historical knowledge" 😦

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

driving barefoot feels like when they connect their hair to the dragon in avatar

[unite! • commissions open!!! 🖌🍉 @sistertonin]

james used his writing and poetry to help himself as well as others while he was on death row.

the same poetic skill that he was inevitably racially profiled and punished by Texas for having.

[give us this day our Carly Rae @lukeglarkin]

okayyyy

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

The cast of Park Chan-wook’s upcoming film ‘THE BRIGANDS OF RATTLECREEK’

• Pedro Pascal
• Matthew McConaughey
• Austin Butler
• Tang Wei

Described as a western thriller that follows a sheriff and a doctor who seek revenge against a group of bandits.

[give us this day our Carly Rae @lukeglarkin]

just been fly fishing for the first time. still easier just to swat em IMHO

[give us this day our Carly Rae @lukeglarkin]

all is hazard, girl, all is hazard........

[give us this day our Carly Rae @lukeglarkin]

@InternetWes but then you're stuck at sea with a boat full of twitch chatters.........

[give us this day our Carly Rae @lukeglarkin]

@ouiouhie https://t.co/K8PAzsbgI3
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