@Danny_McMoomins 90 minute detour on a family holiday to visit Diddly Squat Farm Shop.
Strutting around the all-inclusive hotel pool with mirrored sunglasses on.
Goes on ‘holibobs’.
Dripping in FatFace.
Unsolicited pension advice.
Foreign Secretary Jeremy Hunt says the announcement from Iran that it will pull out of some of its commitments under the 2015 international nuclear deal is an "unwelcome step"
Here’s a #joke I’ve been working on.
Q: What do you call a slide brass player with a philosophy degree, who is always taking selfies and who also has quite a serious haematological issue as a result of prolonged inactivity?
A: A deep, vain trombonist with deep vein thrombosis.