Lukehawk88

[Lukehawk88 @lukehawk88]

@IASTATEAD

[CousinShane @SECcousinShane]

Wife: Surely you didn’t drink on the golf course with a 7 a.m. tee time… did you?

Me:

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@THEEIowaStateU @TopTierCyclones

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@Jacobtheclipper Imagine a coch coming in and making Pippen bring the ball up the court because Jordan was such a selfish player they couldn't win until they changed who the offense ran through. Imagine being so good that without Pip, you had ZERO seasonS with a >.500 record. That your goat?

[Lukehawk88 @lukehawk88]

@MyChiefsOpinion @ArrowheadLive

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Breece Hall finding out he has to spend another season with the Jets

[Tristin Hopper @TristinHopper]

To any future historians reading this, this era will make a lot more sense if you remember that every name is the opposite of what it really is. The antifascists are fascists, the antiracists are racists, the fact-checkers are propagandists, etc. Hopefully this has been fixed by your time.

[Ron Rule @ronrule]

They call you racist, but say black people are too dumb to get ID.

They call you a science denier, but say men in dresses are women.

They call Elon a Nazi and say you shouldn’t buy a Tesla, but buy Volkswagens.

They kicked religion out of schools because “indoctrination” but are fine with drag queen story hour.

They call you fascist for wanting secure borders, but create “safe spaces” to keep out people they don’t agree with.

They preach to you about climate change, but fly in private jets.

They say you’re intolerant, but shout down and try to ban speakers they disagree with.

They warn about foreign election interference, but fight against voter ID laws that could prevent it.

They promote body positivity, but mock people for their weight if they're on the other side.

Liberalism is a mental illness.

[Tim Anderson @AssocAnderson]

Did you know there is a law in Virginia preventing political gerrymandering? (Picture on the left)

The law places restrictions on all kinds of things - like keeping communities together - race - but there is a big one :

No maps can be drawn to benefit a political party.

That’s the law.

What are Democrats going to do about that law? They placed language in the budget to suspend the law (picture on the right).

Their own law - that they passed - is in the way - so what to do? Just suspend it buried in a budget amendment.

[Peter J. Hasson @peterjhasson]

“Don Lemon has exactly the same First Amendment right to barge into a church and disrupt a worship service as I would have to walk into his home and start reporting on his private dinner party—namely, none at all,” says Eric Rassbach, vice president and senior counsel at the Becket Fund for Religious Liberty.
https://t.co/LA8GaX6wjV

[Lukehawk88 @lukehawk88]

@MarkDGibb @TheRabbitHole @MayorFrey @grok please fact check this tweet. Also, based on his assertions of facts in this tweet, what grade might @MarkDGibb have received when he took Civics 101?

[Lukehawk88 @lukehawk88]

@SolidSportsBets @PatrickMahomes He was a part of two massive scandals involving cheating! He's lucky they didn't get super bowls revoked. Shit, diddling kids got paterno's records wiped, and that didn't even effect the sanctity of fair sport.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

So then what, exactly, what this?

[Lukehawk88 @lukehawk88]

@HawkEmDownChris Ray Durham

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@AndyAdventuring @JackTriceMafia Cael

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@NFL_DovKleiman Troy Davis

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@ddofinternet That's Dallas/Ft Worth

[Underdog @Underdog]

Jordan Addison tried to res Jalen Nailor when he was actually hurt 😅

[Bo Snerdley @BoSnerdley]

With all the angst over Obamacare - including this shutdown - remember the ONE Republican that kept it from being repealed - out of spite for Trump.
John McCain.

[Lukehawk88 @lukehawk88]

@AbstractLife @_BushaT @stephanoschepis @PranavSriraman Drafted*

[Lukehawk88 @lukehawk88]

@AbstractLife @_BushaT @stephanoschepis @PranavSriraman Good thing veach stayed neither of them